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[thingsidespise]

The unsheer amounts of PORN in fanfiction! Like okay, you are deprived, you are horknee, I get it, we get it, my neighbor gets it, the dude across the continent gets it. No fault in that, I don’t blame you - or anyone for that matter.

But, holy fuck - cross my heart and hope to die, I am so done trying to find a fanfiction with plot in a major fandom and then opening the door to smut, porn, sexual acts, kinks, and other stuff that somehow uproots any and all moralities I thought I had.

Like yes, okay, I too like to indulge at times but in the name of Christ and the Holy Spirit PLEASE supply me with a little more nourishment than FUCKING.

They’re hot, yes, of course I’d love to be held down by them, sure, and okay, they do exclude sexual appeal. It’s just that we fail to appreciate inter personal relationships! give me deep devotion that is untainted by the meager appeal of showing your appreciation through the highest enlightens of enjoying each others bodies.

:(

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When you sit a table but the height is so awfully made that your boobs scrape against the edge of it everytime you adjust.

This causes a sensetive of not nice, very disgusting twinge, not wanted or desired or liked to go through your nerves as you try to somehow cope with being confined 90 minutes to this very godawful desk.

What, pray tell, should you do?

Stretch and rest? So these two masses of fat can lay comfortably on the desk and risk having to breathe flatly just and shallow so they can sit there??

Suffer through the backpain of having to hunch in order to lean closer without having to worry about the edge of this uncaring wood??

Disliked.