thingsfriendssay
A Catalogue Of Things My Friends Have Said
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thingsfriendssay · 9 months ago
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Izzy while opening a pomegranate
"Imagine if all these seeds turned into bees. I would loose it"
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thingsfriendssay · 9 months ago
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"I've never seen a naked banana airborne nor do I intend too" blanca
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thingsfriendssay · 9 months ago
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Oh my God, you're Mexican and you're whiter than I am.
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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skedaddling requires knees
Rainey 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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do you ever wanna clap your ass to Taylor Swift's White Horse?
Rainey 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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corn-bears and death
Rainey 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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what is this abuse happening near me? Idk google it.
Blanca & Rainey 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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hummingbirds must have kneecaps
Blanca 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 3 years ago
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we're two Kevin Bacons away from a floral perfume
Lily 2021
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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You need to align your FUPA chakra. *in the background, in the tune of I Gotta Feeling* "FUPA chakra! FUPA chakra!
Rainey 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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Before I, as you say, caught the aut'...
Lily 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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Sometimes I think about the effect Nicki Minaj has had on my life...
Charlotte 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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I'm gonna be the snail-guy of 19th century clothing!
Lily 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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“I got that gorilla grip™️ belly button”
- Rainey
July 21st, 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 4 years ago
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“Can I get some bone-less toes?”
- Lily
February 12th, 2020
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thingsfriendssay · 5 years ago
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It's awful, it's confusing, and I barely see the sun. The title of your autobiography.
Lily to Rainey
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thingsfriendssay · 6 years ago
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*looking at moon* “Ah... sometimes it’s hard to believe we faked the moon landing on that.”
- Joe 2019
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