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Soft Intimacy Meme

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😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

🧢 - Put a hat on my muse

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i dont have a funny caption for this .

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stan aubergine !

stan aubergine ! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

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cir   /   @dcfctive​

She’s sick of this! No knives, no booze, no vents, no omi! She was sick of all of this! All these rules against her! In truth she didn’t understand or care to understand why these rules were here. 

“ bu’-bu’ forks are for eatin! “ And she didn’t know what a baseball bat was. It must of been some stupid terran thing. 

“WELL SPOTTED, CIR !” The obnoxious condescension is absolutely on purpose. Eugene’s not great with kids. “They’re also pointy. If you can stab your food with ‘em, you can probably stab a person, right ? Think outside the box ! Come on ! I once saw a guy get his eye scooped out with a spoon. Anything’s a weapon if you put your mind to it.”

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blondie   /   @sunsreign​

As she suspected,  he wasn’t going to crack.  Whatever he was hiding was clearly something REALLY important.    

Her curiosity only grew stronger..  

The whole ‘cursed’ thing was an obvious lie,  sure…  magic and such existed… she was living proof of that.. but CURSES…  

Please.  

“Okay, fine – you’re a man of secrets.. I-I get that, because I’m.. like FILLED with secrets too…  that’s something we have in common, hm?”    

MAN OF SECRETS ! He kinda likes that title. Very mysterious, very cool. It’s a shame he’s bad at keeping secrets, unless they’re his own. If he were Blondie, he’d keep his mouth shut in fear of such a dashing rogue spilling his secrets --- but he isn’t, and he’s very interested in her whole shtick, so maybe they can trade. “Oh, believe me, I know you’ve got secrets. The tower, the mother, the hair, the frog. All of which I still don’t know about, by the way. If you wanna know what’s in the bag, you gotta ‘fess up first ! It’s only fair.”

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red   /   @finsflipping​

THE MORE STEPS HE TAKES FORWARD, the more distance Ariel puts between them. To guard her treasure, yes, but also to guard herself. How many stories had she heard about the dangers of men. Specifically handsome men with charming smiles and – she catches herself. Handsome men who could very well be yielding knives and boats and spears. And lies. Her eyebrow arches. “Eugene Fitzherbert?” Not exactly the sort of name she’d heard from other land-dwellers before. She squints at the letters on the side of the comb to confirm. Huh.

A comb? She matches his laughter, a soft melodic sound. “I know how it’s USED. That’s just not what it’s called.” After all, who is she going to trust: Scuttle, one of her very best friends in the world, or a strange man she’d just met? “And why would he have his name engraved on your dinglehopper?”

HE REALLY DOESN’T WANNA GET HIS FEET WET. Or his clothes. Or, most importantly, his hair. The way she backs away has him a little concerned that he may be coming on to strong, and if he wants his comb back, he might have to dial it back. Probably drop any pick-up lines he had in the works. “Dingle-what ? Sweetie, that’s a comb. Is this just one of those weird cultural things ? Like how some places say pavement and other places say sidewalk, and --- y’know ? I’m getting off topic.”

His smile softens, and though he doesn’t edge any closer to the water, he outstretches his hand. Let’s try the genuine feelings route. “I know it’s... weird. A little suspicious. But believe me, I wouldn’t be bugging you about this if it wasn’t special ! I mean, it’s just a c --- dinglehopper, right ? You can get them anywhere ! That one, though, is special. I’ve had it for a long time.”

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i’m about to sleep BUT i’ll finish these starters tomorrow. stilllll accepting them, so drop a like for eugene to bug ur muse. ♥

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lux   /   @vonbrandt​

“Aw, darling, that’s cute. Adorable, even. The set up, the delivery, you thinking you have even a tiny shot. Bet you’ve been working on that for a while, haven’t you?” A grin. “Lux. But I’m guessing you knew that?”

“I PRACTISED IN FRONT of the mirror and everything. Critiques ? Suggestions ? I’m always looking for ways to improve.” The smile is easily returned. “Sure I do, but I figured it was kinda weird for me to up & shout your name.”

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@vonbrandt !

“KISS ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE --- but you are really, really hot. Do you --- you get it. Because fire. Hi, Flynn Rider.”

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red   /   @finsflipping​

HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS! Ariel watches the item bob along the tops of the waves before flittering down, and she propels herself towards it to get a better look. It’s a spiny little thing, like a pufferfish. No, she’d seen something like this before… It was a type of dinglehopper! She nearly flips with joy. Scuttle will be so pleased! And it’s so new! Usually when an item like this reached her, it had already been withered by salt and storm. But this looked like it had just been dropped. Maybe they were even still here… Curiosity grips her, and despite her better judgment Ariel pokes her head above the waves. 

She’s greeted with a shout, and she so desperately wishes to dart beneath the water again and swim off. It’s a man – a dangerous thing, her sisters warned – and he doesn’t quite seem happy with her. Not at first. She pauses as his tone grows ever so much gentler. The dinglehopper is his? She holds it to her chest indignantly. “How do I know that it’s yours?” A smirk plays on her lips. She’ll get him with this one: “Do you know what it’s CALLED?”

HE HOLDS IN A GROAN; of course nothing is ever easy for him, and Eugene takes a few steps closer, though he’s hesitant to get his boots wet. Hands on his hips, smirk on his face. “That’s easy ! It has my --- yyyyy friend’s name on it. Eugene Fitzherbert. Engraved on the side.” That was close. Play it cool, Flynn. “Yeah, he gave it to me. As a gift. It’s got, uh, serious sentimental value, so... hand it over, Red.”

Another smile easily finds itself to his lips, short laugh bubbling to the surface at her next question. “Uh, yeah, it’s a comb, sweetheart. You use it to comb your hair. Well --- you don’t. I use it to comb my hair. ‘Cause it’s mine.”

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’ The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it. ’

tangled sentence starters !

“OH -- I HEAR YA’, ANGRY ! Gotta love a good old ravager celebration, huh ? I should hang out on this ship more often.” Maybe actually be part of the crew, as in --- not just wearing the flames & doing solo missions.

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’ I’ve been dreaming about them my entire life! ’

tangled sentence starters !

“WHAT --- LEGS ?” He’s barefoot, digging his toes into soft sand & allowing gentle waves to wash around his ankles. Corona’s city is an island, but there aren’t any beaches, and Eugene is taking the opportunity to enjoy the sun for a day. It seems the princess Ariel is just as fond of the beach, and --- royal visit etiquette be damned --- the ex-thief is content in her company. “It’s a shame, Red. You’ll never see a pair as nice as mine.” A playful kick has him splashing water at her with a laugh !

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"You have pretty eyes"

tell eugene what he already knows !

“AND YOU HAVE A PRETTY --- uh, eye. Singular. Wow ! You really are weird cyclops frog. This is new.”

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           LIFE’S GONNA BE LIKE STRAWBERRY SHERBERT   ,              ——   WHEN SHE IS MRS EUGENE FITZHERBERT   !

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Yearbook Superlatives: Most Likely To End Up In Jail Gwaine (requested by merlinsprat​)