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1. Get on Commander rules committee

2. Ban staple card

3. Buy up cards after price plummets

4. Watch players destroy their cards out of nerd rage and for updoots on reddit, tiktok, and youtube, thereby increasing scarcity

5. Do not shower

6. Unban card two months later and sell

7. Profit

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you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

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If you weren't aware, the MTG Circlejerk subreddit has been making fake Far Side Secret Lairs and it's probably one of my favorite things lately.

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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

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surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

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reverse house flipping. I’m making the inside of this boring house bizarre, outdated and creepy.

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stumbled across this card on scryfall and oh boy is it a doozy

so. the updated wording of the card (most importantly "gender" and "as you cast") makes this potentially the funniest card in the game rules-wise. no judge has weighed in on it (probably because its an old card out of print and not legal in any format) but it begs the question

what happens if someone comes out as trans in response?

i would love to know from a judge 1) if a players gender is hidden information (and, if so, what zone (if any) its in), 2) if coming out is a special action (similar to taking off your pants to dodge denimwalk) that doesnt use the stack, cannot be responded to (can you fucking imagine getting countered on that?), and can be done whenever the player has priority, and 3) if the reveal affects the "as you cast" clause

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Where the tumblr Commander people at I need mutuals

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Artist: Adam Vehige

Narset is a female human crane-like birdfolk from Tarkir. She is a master of martial arts and mental discipline with an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Following her years of mystic and martial arts training under Dragonlord Ojutai, Narset can nullify the magic used against her as well as intensify the magic of others.

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Bloomburrow as Onion Headlines

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let me be the first to say. would.

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Coincidentally this is also what a lot of standard is going to look like once Duskmourn is legal alongside OTJ

new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.

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God it really sucks when you see all these Duskmourn cards that are really cool like the enduring cycle and the overlords and valgavoth as a concept and more focus on spirits which I thought was really missing from innistrad, and then you look left and get slapped in the face with "Remember Tha 80s? Remember Ghostbusters? Remember The Ring?" it's just so fucking lame

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Liking a girl will have you doing shit like saying good morning to pigeons on your walk

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its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"