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Boomers had a good life handed to them, then decided to shit on everyone as they die off.

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The Good Place said “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying to be a good person, treating other people with dignity and compassion, loving and supporting one another, and fighting for a better system” and I for one think that’s very radical of them

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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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Why does being a woman put you at greater risk of having anxiety? Part biology, part what we teach our kids about their place in the world.

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therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

the semihemidemisemiquaver:

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“When the rich plunder the poor of his rights, it becomes an example of the poor to plunder the rich of his property, for the rights of the one are as much property to him as wealth is property to the other.”

— Thomas Paine, Letter to the Addressers

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Liberal Memes

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hard right jay

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Unreliable Narrator appreciation post for narrators who:

Are unreliable because they have a really specific worldview and won’t notice things that fall outside it

Are too busy to notice things

Are just straight up oblivious

Are unreliable because other characters don’t trust them and so nobody tells them the truth/lets them in on things

Have memory issues that mean they can’t recall things that happened earlier in the story so both they and the reader forget things

Spend so much time speculating about what’s really going on that they totally miss the mark and make things confusing in the meanwhile

Unreliable because they’re hardcore in denial about something highly relevant to the plot

Evolved Form: an unreliable narrator who always takes note of exactly what the reader needs to know in order to figure out what’s going on, but is way too stupid to figure it out themselves, and the reader spends the whole time groaning at the dramatic irony

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Liberal Memes

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Classic GOP hypocrisy

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Your country thanks you for your service 😃