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They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

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“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt. 

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This had me audibly cackling in the office

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THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

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why don't the people in the buried just eat the dirt? are they stupid?

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every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

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anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

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Holy Trinity.

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“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.