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Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

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And now the trifecta is complete…! Finally finished a Rayquaza sky noodle to match up with the Kyogre and Groudon to make a happy(Or not so happy) lil trio set.

Eventually there’ll be prints of this one, but in the meantime you can find his other legendary compatriots at my website. <3

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silt verses sainthood moodboard

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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Hoenn Legendaries 👯‍♀️ Busting these out for a shop drop next week ❤️✨

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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

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ps5 brain monday

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

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i love poison omelette