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planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

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Monsters vs. Aliens  {Sentence Starters}

“I’ve been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want you to know, I forgive you.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean to scare you. I’ll just go. “

“Hi! How you doing! Welcome! We are here to destroy you!”

“Hey, I’m not depressed. I’m just tired.”

“Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right?”

“We just told you that so you wouldn’t get upset.”

“You need not fear me, I mean you no harm.”

“You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It’s just business.”

“You see what I mean? No one’s leaving. No one’s ever getting out.”

“They called me crazy, but I’ll show them. I’ll show them all!”

“You know, what do people scream when they see you coming? Like ‘Look out! Here comes…?’”

“Sorry, I was just staring at this bird over there.”

“It is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours.”

“Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary!”

“Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, ‘cause it’s locked from the outside.”

“There are innocent people down there who didn’t do anything!”

“Did you ever thing I could do something like that?”

“I must face it alone. This is all about peaceful communication.”

“Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.”

“So to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die.”

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

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“I can defend myself. I’ve fought things a lot bigger than… Delta, and with far bigger teeth. Unless you’re asking for some help.”

"Well I can't have you fighting my raptor, we're trying to bring her in safe and unharmed. She's a big investment to the higher ups, that's like denting a car. Personally I don't look at her  that way. The best I can do is walk you out."

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“I have no reason to stay in here, so.”

“Well I can’t stop ya, but I wouldn’t be goin’ out there with a raptor on the loose. Delta ain’t a dog.”

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So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

[thexlpha]

So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I’ll queue this so no one misses out.

[thexlpha]

So I come back from an unscheduled long hiatus with a shxxt ton of followers.

Anyone want a starter? I'll queue this so no one misses out.

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"I'm gonna give ya the talk anyway, ya know for protection an everything." Owen felt like he should have reassured her that the when she was human  breeding was different from when she was a raptor.

Owen laughed and continued what he was “Whatever you say, are you sure you don’t wanna talk about it?”

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Owen laughed and continued what he was "Whatever you say, are you sure you don't wanna talk about it?"

hyacinthc

“So was that stegosaurus boy the same kid I saw at the lab talking to you the other day? Owen chuckled as he got up from fixing a window frame for the bunker. Owen agreed to give Blue some more                freedom if she was supervised.

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little-farm-girl

"So Claire said you had VIP passes? And she  wants me to guide you around the park? Well my  name is Owen Grady, what did you in mind we did  first? Or saw?" He grinned and gestured to the park                              before them.