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can we talk about how middle school the drama for Lobalore is? The amount of people who believe Bangalore deflecting is an official confirmation of her not liking Loba is ridiculous. Why is Loba acting like she doesn’t know Bang is a very private person? You’re telling me this almost 40 year old spent 3 seasons being a thirsting simp for this woman and she still can’t comprehend that Bang hates her business being invaded? have I read too many fanfics, and now I’ve convinced myself that it’s simply a head cannon that Bangalore ditches Apex events early, or that she tells Loba everything? I know the ones true at fault are the writers here, since Loba and Bang are obviously non-sentient beings, but for a second I’d like to express my great frustrations in a 30 year old woman acting like a 15 year old, sad and angry she was rejected and heading off to the annoying, head-inflated rebound (because that’s what Valk is, with her annoying ass, a rebound and shes dumber than she looks if she thinks she’s anything but.) I have gone from a diehard Lobalore shipper to a Loba and Valk hater, I will not take criticism. Talk to my lawyer, I will be crying in the corner.

AND THE FACT THAT ANITA’S CHANGED SO MUCH FOR LOBA DURING AND AFTER THE FRIENDSHIP UGHHHH HOW DOES THIS WOMAN FIND THE BALLS TO SAY “what? sweetie, we’re fine.” I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE ITTTT

lowkey rooting for a Rev x Bang collab, don’t @ me.

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valk could never

NOW THEY MATCH EVEN MORE?!?!? LETS GO!!!

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ppl you’re killing me with the Lobalore tag on other relationship centric fanfics 😭 do it as a side tag pls not everyone reads darksparks :(

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ok so I want to talk about something that’s been scratching my brain for a bit.

I was playing a game as Valk and had a Revenant teammate. Normal, right? Until I had grabbed something he had given to me and she had said the voice line where she calls him an evil trashcan. In response, he said something along the lines of “Are you sure you don’t want to give that to someone special?” (not the exact words)

I wasn’t sure if he was talking to me because the beginning part was a bit confusing and out of place, so i ignored this. Later on in the game I activated my ultimate and he said something where he mentioned Loba’s and Valk’s closeness.

As far as I know, Revenant doesn’t have any voicelines in which he mentions Bang and Loba after the lore that dropped. The only specific line I can think of is the girls night one, which he used to say around a season ago (before the lore of the code being sent to another planet). What if the lore wasn’t setting up for the danger to Lobalore, but instead to Valk and Loba? Don’t you think that if Revenant knew how close they (Anita and Loba) were he wouldn’t have said at least one or two teasing lines? Yet the season Valk comes in and forms a relationship with Loba he swings in and starts with his teasing.

I find it very odd that I got more voicelines of the Loba and Valk lore in one single game than I did of Bang and Loba in an entire season. Might be my rampant dreaming though, not entirely sure yet.

Maybe I’ve missed an entire season’s worth of voicelines that address the Lobalore situation but I just wanted to see if anyone else knew anything about this.

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in honor of mommy milkers Loba and daddy Bangalore finally having some confirmed gayness, I have officially bought the season 9 battle pass

And though it is ass, respawn deserves all my money for the comics alone :>

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT HOW BANG GOT HER SHIT ROCKED BY THAT CLUSTER?

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT LOBA’S DUAL ATTACK ON MIRAGE AND WRAITH

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT LOBA GETTING DROPKICKED INTO A SCREEN

why aren’t we talking abt how the cinematic lowkey looked like fortnite

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I would be really surprised to find out Anita liked men

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if you write your fan fiction like this, with no spaces in between lines and censor curse words I hate you, like f**k. also if you tag already scarce legendary ships only to mention them once or twice and make a 10k+ word count fic completely centered around somebody else I just wanna say I f*****g hate you too

(yes Lobalore AO3 writers I’m looking at you)

(some of you are killing it tho :P keep it up)

(while we’re also here have you heard the way Loba says “I can see where you get your sense of humor ” in that one voice line video so we can talk abt it bc really it gave me butterflies)

(Also the line where she says “oh, oh he sounds like your worst nightmare” when talking about Jackson)

(also can we talk abt how in bang’s lore vid she tells wraith to never mention jackson’s name but she somehow gets a line mentioning him with Loba)

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y’all so don’t come for me, I usually don’t do much investigations into the games I play or shows I watch, but

I JUST FOUND OUT THE VA FOR BANG IS MARRIED TO A WOMAN AND IM SO HAPPY BECAUSE LIKE????? BANG HAS MEGA BUTCH LESBIAN ENERGY AND YOU CANT SAY OTHERWISEEEEEE

end of rant

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y’all should totally hit up my dude An_FNG on AO3, their fics are the only thing keeping me alive in this drought

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idk whose gonna see this but can we please start writing those Lobalore fics? the lack of reading material smh