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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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A little bit of info for this au!!

So, yeah, Poseidon disguises himself as a common soldier, but all his plans of being a mysterious shadow behind the scenes of the main action come crumbling down when Polites decides "hey you're my friend now!" Consequently Poseidon proceeds to find himself in all sort of strange situations (some of which include Odysseus. that man has no chill)

And Poli! He's definitely gotten a bit too comfortable lol (no glasses for practical reasons ahem ahem)

We might need a name for Poseidon to use btw,, yes i came up with a whole story but not a name; im open for suggestions XD

Warning!! Sad things: the war ends, they part ways (insert drama here because Poseidon basically flees from his feelings and Polites feels betrayed because he didn't tell him a thing before just vanishing)

Then the cyclops thing happens. Polites dies. Poseidon comes to his son's call and discovers an all too familiar body in the cave. Of course he doesn't want to believe this but a trip to the underworld destroys any doubt and hope—yes you may mentally throw OP in tartarus that's my rightful place

and he doesn't recognize Poseidon either because a) dude isn't in mortal disguise anymore, b) his injury made him forget some people's faces, or both

A bit of blood and an important question ⬇️

I was thinking like... did Polites know about Odysseus yeeting the infant? (sorry for phrasing it that way but ehhh,,) Depending on the answer, Open Arms could have a different meaning and message, ykyk?

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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dunmeshi x slay the pricess (again)

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ID: a simple pixel art scene based on The Magnus Archives, showing Jon and Martin in a Spiritfarer AU from @wtpthedemon. They are standing on a grass covered hill under a night sky with a crescent moon and stars. Next to Jon is a single marigold flower.

Martin, as the spiritfarer, is a white man with half-long reddish brown curly hair with a white streak at the front. He wears fogged over glasses, black trousers, a blue sweater, and a mint green capelet with the everlight as a clasp.

Jon, as one of the spirits, has a moth like appearance. They have brown skin, long black hair with grey streaks, and brown moth neck fuzz, antennae, and wings. He also has four arms, and glowing green eyes. The green of their eyes also appears in his moth wings, and is the colour of Martin's everlight clasp. Jon is wearing a grey skirt and a green sweater over a white shirt.

The sprites are simple, and based in shape on the human sprites from Undertale. On the right of the canvas the artist's signature reads "Moss and Pebble '23". End ID

One of my earliest pixel art pieces, originally made for the TMA Big Bang (which unfortunately ended up being called off).

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ID: a simple pixel art scene based on The Magnus Archives, showing Jon and Martin in a Spiritfarer AU from @wtpthedemon. They are standing on a grass covered hill under a night sky with a crescent moon and stars. Next to Jon is a single marigold flower.

Martin, as the spiritfarer, is a white man with half-long reddish brown curly hair with a white streak at the front. He wears fogged over glasses, black trousers, a blue sweater, and a mint green capelet with the everlight as a clasp.

Jon, as one of the spirits, has a moth like appearance. They have brown skin, long black hair with grey streaks, and brown moth neck fuzz, antennae, and wings. He also has four arms, and glowing green eyes. The green of their eyes also appears in his moth wings, and is the colour of Martin's everlight clasp. Jon is wearing a grey skirt and a green sweater over a white shirt.

The sprites are simple, and based in shape on the human sprites from Undertale. On the right of the canvas the artist's signature reads "Moss and Pebble '23". End ID

One of my earliest pixel art pieces, originally made for the TMA Big Bang (which unfortunately ended up being called off).

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yearly "i put qifrey in my new (revisited) obsession" doodle!

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yearly "i put qifrey in my new (revisited) obsession" doodle!

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yearly "i put qifrey in my new (revisited) obsession" doodle!

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So your Spotify Wrapped Kind of Sucked

This is probably our cosmic punishment for relying on such a shady platform. But still: I have this whole year of data? Just sitting there? I'd like to do something with it?

First the classic Stats for Spotify 

Or Instead: Obscurify

Or: Instafest

mine cuts off weirdly for some reason, but my computer is ancient so that's probably it.

Or: Iceburgify

And how about: Volt.fm

OR GET ROASTED

Go forth and make data visualizations!

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Dig

avatars of the buried found at local library

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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It's OK if you’re not OK right now. I’m certainly not. Mothman isn’t. We’re devastated. There’s a hollow crater in my chest where my heart ought to be. I’m sick with worry. But I can’t let it consume me. So we’re going to allow ourselves to grieve and then find actionable ways to counter what lies ahead.

That will look different for everyone, but one thing that will be universally required in the days and years ahead is compassion and an unshakable commitment to kindness.

We will help each other through this. We will find ways to help other people. We will protect the people we love and even those we don’t to the best of our abilities. Because that’s the only option we have.

We will do it angry, we will do it sad, we will do it terrified. But we will do it.

Please be gentle with yourself. Please don’t do anything to harm yourself. The world needs your light. It needs your anger and your hope. It needs you.

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

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what do you mean we’re officially in the last 4 months of the year

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The time for farewells is over. It is time to leave for the Ragi Barrow, the place of blood. Good thing you've come, yargachin. You know the Lines, you can complete the rite.