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So your Spotify Wrapped Kind of Sucked
This is probably our cosmic punishment for relying on such a shady platform. But still: I have this whole year of data? Just sitting there? I'd like to do something with it?
First the classic Stats for Spotify
Or Instead: Obscurify
Or: Instafest
mine cuts off weirdly for some reason, but my computer is ancient so that's probably it.
Or: Iceburgify
And how about: Volt.fm
OR GET ROASTED
Go forth and make data visualizations!
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Dig
avatars of the buried found at local library
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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It's OK if you’re not OK right now. I’m certainly not. Mothman isn’t. We’re devastated. There’s a hollow crater in my chest where my heart ought to be. I’m sick with worry. But I can’t let it consume me. So we’re going to allow ourselves to grieve and then find actionable ways to counter what lies ahead.
That will look different for everyone, but one thing that will be universally required in the days and years ahead is compassion and an unshakable commitment to kindness.
We will help each other through this. We will find ways to help other people. We will protect the people we love and even those we don’t to the best of our abilities. Because that’s the only option we have.
We will do it angry, we will do it sad, we will do it terrified. But we will do it.
Please be gentle with yourself. Please don’t do anything to harm yourself. The world needs your light. It needs your anger and your hope. It needs you.
#not american but feel like i gotta share this with the amerixans i know and who follow me#us politics
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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what do you mean we’re officially in the last 4 months of the year
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The time for farewells is over. It is time to leave for the Ragi Barrow, the place of blood. Good thing you've come, yargachin. You know the Lines, you can complete the rite.
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getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u
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GUYS GUYS
Important!!
YOU CAN HIGH FIVE AND BOOP THE CAT!!!!
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This is amazing I love it
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reblog this if you are not only okay with booping spams but encourage it. blow up my notifications go buck wild we both get our big funny boop numbers
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I really, really like this.
So often in these teenage-protagonist-coming-of-age type stories it's just kind of a given that kids are part of the conflict. There will either be no adults around, or they won't know about it, or they'll just offer support in some way. But Eda couldn't be like that. Eda is far too close with Luz and far too motherly to stand by as she gets wrapped up in all this. For all her shenanigans, she's a responsible adult, and Luz's guardian, and she wants to keep her safe no matter what. Even if that means sending her away. Even if that means giving herself up.
I really, really like Eda.
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
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i'll make sure you fall in love next time
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Random ass Dragon Train Twins thought.
The people of Nimbasa City on the regular barely keep themselves from dying of laughter whenever they hear people talk about how amazing and majestic Reshiram and Zekrom are and patient they must be since they lived for as long as they did, and meanwhile Emmet is regularly vibrating in excitement for a Pokémon battle and needs Ingo to be his impulse control, and Ingo has, no volume control. And has regularly blown out the power grid.
they’re just a couple of dorks who just happen to be the legendary dragons
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not only would they win a gift card but also a mug
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