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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture), Mary Eiland

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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

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Went to friends lane and you were there ❤️

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Tapping the sign.

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faff around and find out!

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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

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Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

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When i was like seventeen i needed to rent a suit for some bullshit important thing and there was an employee that took my measurements and at some point she said "many boys your age, they come in here and they have no butt at all. But you have a butt and this must be accommodated for" and at the time it made me self conscious but now that I'm a girl sometimes it echos in my brain as words of affirmation like I'll be getting dressed and just think "i have a butt and this MUST be accommodated for"

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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk