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me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

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hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

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Jason: Oh, sorry, I totally don't remember saying that.

Dick: Your memory is really funny to me.

Dick: You said something ten minutes ago that you can't remember but you'll be damned if you forget that Bruce didn't kill Joker.

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Jason: The con of having children: they will mourn me when I’m inevitably murdered by my many enemies

Jason: The pros: They will avenge my death without mercy, they will be feared and respected

Tim: holy shit I hope you never have children

Dick: idk it sounds like your kids are just Bruce reincarnated

Dick:

Dick: he’s right behind me isn’t he?

Bruce: why hurt me like this

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Dick: [trying to impress girls by showing how daring he is] Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.

Jason: [exasperated and 110% done with Dick’s sh*t] What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where else would they go?

Source: Drake and Josh

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Tim: Pass the salt.

Jason: [ throws Damian across the table ]

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📓 studying/student: part 2

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Jason: The con of having children: they will mourn me when I’m inevitably murdered by my many enemies

Jason: The pros: They will avenge my death without mercy, they will be feared and respected

Tim: holy shit I hope you never have children

Dick: idk it sounds like your kids are just Bruce reincarnated

Dick:

Dick: he’s right behind me isn’t he?

Bruce: why hurt me like this

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Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

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physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys

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BURN!

Qrow: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT MY SISTER PREGNANT!

Taiyang: Qrow, we’ve been married for three years. It was bound to happen.

Qrow: Oh, no. I was more surprised than anything else. I figured with someone with balls as small as yours it would have taken a lot longer.

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‪happy mother’s day to the one who didn’t want any children and ended up adopting 7 against his own will‬

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“Ryan is a bad, bad man.”

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I rose from the sea fully formed thank you very much

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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Injustice 2 Trailers:

Joker’s is right before Red Hood’s, long story short, Joker beat Jason (Red Hood) to near-death with a crowbar and then blew him up.

Needless to say, Jason wasn’t very happy about it after waking up thanks to the lazarus pit.

Damian (Robin): “I’m no Jason Todd.”

Joker: “No, he’s pathetic. You’re contemptable.”

Damian (Robin): “And you’re both.”

Jason, forcing himself into Injustice 2:

I heard you two were talking shit

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Ouch…

~Batman #370, Pre-Crisis Jason