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I've just watched a movie where the line "you were the one who called the CPS on her, weren't you?" was uttered and my brain just kind of froze for a second.

then I realise they meant Child Protective Services. still, the idea of calling the Committee of Public Safety on someone is quite funny.

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Heaven, 1697

Angel: so yknow sweden?

God: uhhhhh

Angel: the European one? With the caroleans?

God: right gotcha. *sips tea* oh satan what happened this time- did they start another war?

Satan: not yet

God: ...

Angel: ...

Angel: anyway some 15 year old just became king

God: im sorry what

Angel: we're betting on how long it'll take for the empire to go *kersplut*

Angel: Gabriel said 1721 but Michael said 1709

God: not putting a lot of faith in him are we?

Satan: no

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Do you ever look at all the paint on your lips from trying to keep your paintbrushes pointy and think “I wouldn’t have stood a chance being a radium girl”

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I made potential meme templates. You’re welcome Earth.

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🐼 taylor-made Follow

Viking helmets didn't have horns right. Right??? The Doctor keeps saying they do but they don't! I know they don't! I feel like I'm going insane

📝 professorsurprise  Follow

speaking as an archaeologist, i can assure you that viking helmets did, indeed, have horns

☠️ lady---me Follow

hi! viking here. sharks are smooth

#MORONS

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themaster-deactivate1973619

I have too many followers. I think I need to remake, or maybe just die.

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killed two birds with one stone and i didn't even have to make a new burner email! win/win really. everyone follow me here

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...what do you mean my dad had timeblr

#never mind the master murdering him #what in the seven stars

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asking for a friend

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It's kidnapping, you nasty old man! We've been over this!

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@the--adventurer5 this you?

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Um. No.

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In the mood for a divorce, anyone got any recommendations?

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mememememe

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That don't involve you.

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the spirit of adventure died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters this may qualify as the worst miscalculation since life crawled out of the seas on this sad planet and me i feel also not so good

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literally all you need to do is stop lying to me.

#unbelievable

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anyone got any tips for convincing sceptics of the impossible?

👩‍🔬lezshaw Follow

It'll never happen.

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I have never assassinated anyone in my life. Anyone who insists otherwise is maliciously lying.

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get burnt lol

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So anyway that was a fucking lie

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be honest guys should i just kill myself

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no kiiiling yourself is bad frr. you

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wow this is the only response? daleks it is then

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shoutout to old men who lie and do not tell the truth!!! i love lying and not telling the truth <3

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Worth noting that the "old man" in question is, in fact, the human equivalent of in his twenties.

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just like timothy chalamet

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I hate women

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You can't be talking like that maths boy

mathsboy-deactivated562927

wait this was supposed to say "Tegan" not "women" autocorrect is going to kill me one of these days

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The sad thing is that I believe you when you say that

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I Found The 14 Funniest LOLCat memes

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ive been trying to get harry to relax but when we went to skaro he just clammed up

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This is terrible. Delete.

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So are we just going to skip over Harry nearly getting eaten by a clam

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thats the general idea yea

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Cold War era shelter, Weesperplein metro station, Amsterdam

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I feel like Lister got accepted to art college because in his portfolio he accidentally submitted a picture of his bedroom floor and was accepted for "an excitingly refreshing take on waste and how humans interact negatively with their environment"

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feels like every time I see one of these, either four or eight is winning, so I'm curious to know who wins if they're not in the picture!

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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

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dimension jump is so crazy because every time rimmer makes fun of lister for being in love with ace he never even properly denies it or anything he just says "he's you!" which i think has a few implications

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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

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Do you ever think about how actually insane roadside billboards are? Like driving a car is incredibly dangerous and there are a ton of laws meant to keep people focused on driving and not other distractions. But billboards are fine. It’s okay to look away from the road if you’re looking at an ad. That’s fucked

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'Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy' I love you Four

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It was always fun watching the new pilots in orientation slowly realize the wall of damaged and destroyed helmets behind you came from other hotshot pilots who didn't heed your warning about trinkets and "lucky charms" in the cockpit.

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Again, I need the lost episodes of The Ice Warriors to be recovered. This is pure gold. The audacity to burn this.