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“WHEEE”

“OH GOOD HEAVENS PUT ME DOWN”

EDIT: hahahahha the proportions on this are so whack someone get me figure drawing classes for the new year

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Prefabricated Kioski in Świdnica, Poland. Photo: Matthias Heiderich

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Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

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I think Big Finish should do a whole series of audios set between Mawdryn Undead and Enlightenment, so that Turlough can make 27 of the most pathetic assassination attempts of all the time and the Black Guardian can steadily lose his mind over how many last chances someone can have.

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“Reverse time travel” is when a historical figure illegally travels to the present. The worst are the ones who feel they need to constantly correct our records of the past. Especially Socrates. He’s a jerk.

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people don’t understand how hard it is to be a fencer during the Halloween season. every time I go into a store I walk past costume swords and have to use every ounce of self control not to pick them up and get en garde.

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“now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison!” -trump, on the issue of fracking

this country is a fucking nightmare

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ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues