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talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking
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imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
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but bro the self fulfilling prophie
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dream role in a film is a guy who dies so horribly they have to make a fake version of my dead body that i get to take selfies with bts
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Older piece I made at the beginning of this year. I learned a lot of new skills, but I still like it. I'm thinking about repainting it 🤔
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Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one
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lichens at the lichen new years party and they say 'heres to another prosperous 0.002 millimeters of growth everyone the sands of time march on!!' and they all absorb passing nutrient dust at the same time
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The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.
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Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️
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cardinal lawrence in his sermon like
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Inspired by the Imagine Me and You Trailer, HERE’S THE BLY MANOR ROMCOM TRAILER NO ONE ASKED FOR.
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It’s the first Wednesday of 2025, sir.
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The Terror x The Homosexual Society by Richard Hauser
[Part 1]/[Part 2]
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