thewitchthatkeepsongiving
"Oh.... Balls...."
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Because everyone keeps asking about it.
These Bastards are available as prints, cards and postcards over on RedBubble.
I’ve had a go at making stickers out of these and it’s bloody horrendous. So I hope you all can suffice with prints for now.
Please also have a look over on my INPRNT store for more artwork x
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Personality Starters
(as requested by anon)
Starters:
❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 
❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞
❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞
❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞
❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞
❝Fuck love.❞
❝Well that was brutally honest.❞
❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞
❝I have to be perfect.❞
❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞
❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞
❝Don’t you believe in me?❞
❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞
❝I love your zest for life.❞
❝You’re really brave.❞
❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞
❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞
❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞
❝I don’t understand you.❞
❝You don’t understand me.❞
❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞
❝Your smile is contagious.❞
❝Why are you so self-critical?❞
❝Thanks for trusting me.❞
❝Of course I trust you.❞ 
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
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random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters
“You ever think about frogs?”
“I laugh like a Batman villain.”
“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”
“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”
“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”
“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”
“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”
“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”
“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”
“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”
“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”
“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”
“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”
“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”
“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”
“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”
“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”
“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”
“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”
“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”
“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”
“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”
“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”
“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”
“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”
“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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If your muses were regular human beings, how would their lives be different?
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If Eric had let his real reasons for changing Rebecca go, she probably would have returned to college after her uncle's passing. She would have continued her degree course in Zoology working part-time jobs and scraping by until she graduated. Once graduated, she would have sought her chance to fulfill her dreams of going to Africa and working with the Continent's inhabitants human and animal alike. Once home, she would have returned to the very ranch she grew up on and started to prepare for taking it over, along with the "family business". She would be fated to the Supernatural, werewolf or not it is in her DNA.
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I imagine Stratus's life would be extremely different if she and her brother had been human and not Lycanborn. For starters, her childhood would be extremely different, perhaps kinder to her. Her brother wouldn't have been so hard, though would have remained protective, and wouldn't have raised her in such a light. She would've grown up in a far more gentle manner, and probably would have attended school, made friends, and may have even gained a boy or girlfriend. Once an adult, Stratus would have gone into dress design earning herself quite a business and a great deal of wealth. Perhaps she'd have even made a dress for one of the girls if they had been born in the same time period.
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Mayleen would have probably led much of the same life, however, witchcraft along with her curse would not be included. She would spend her college years with Becca, studying to become a botanist and to become a floral designer. She then would have found her little flower shop in Cold Spring, where she'd set up base in and start working on bringing joy through flowers to anyone who walked into her store. (Only this time, the store wouldn't be her disguise.)
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Cara's life would have been dramatically different. She would have continued living at the ranch until Rebecca's return, then would proceed to live with the brunette and would prepare to take it over with her younger cousin. She would have joined Rebecca in the "family business" and possibly would never have met Mandy. Cara would have stayed in the "family business" until symptoms of the very same illness that took her mom and older sister from her would start to surface and ultimately to her death. See, Cara is the only one in this pack whose Lycanthropy inadvertently saved her life, and not even she knows it.
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Emma would have gotten to live her dream life, finish college, and would have become a paleontologist. (That's right, Emma digs prehistoric creatures!) She would have traveled around digging up secret hints and glimpses of the ancient past. She would eventually return home to Denver however, upon hearing the engagement of her sister. Emma would have even planned the wedding herself, and have been there for the births and raising of her niece and nephew. She then would have probably met her own partner, gotten married, and continued to live a life of digging up Earth's most hidden creatures.
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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halloween-ish starter prompts
send me a word for a starter
send me AFRAID! for a starter based around a phobia my character has.
send me BOO! for a starter where my character trying to scare yours.
send me BLACK CAT! for a starter where my character comes home with a stray cat.
send me BLOOD! for a starter where my character is extremely injured.
send me CANDY! for a starter where my character has a stomach ache from eating too much candy.
send me CEMETERY! for a starter where my character is visiting someone who’s passed away with your character.
send me COSTUME! for a starter where my character is showing yours their halloween costume.
send me DARKNESS! for a starter where all the electricity goes out in the middle of the night.
send me GHOST! for a starter where my character is trying to convince yours that ghosts are/aren’t real.
send me GRIM REAPER! for a starter where my character is dying.
send me HAUNT! for a starter where my character thinks the house is haunted.
send me JACK O’LANTERN! for a starter where our characters are carving pumpkins.
send me NIGHTMARE! for a starter where my character suddenly wakes up from a bad dream.
send me SPIDER! for a starter where my character spots a spider while in the shower.
send me TRICK OR TREAT! for any halloween based starter.
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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Mun is 29 and must be 21+ to interact with.
Super friendly and multi-ship. - Welcome to all characters, ocs… That means you too. 💕 GET OVER HERE AND LET'S WRITE!💕
Seriously, don't be shy! I'm literally like a baby seal when it comes to intimidation. XD I swear, I'm not scary. - Major ship whore.
You have been warned, be prepared for loads of bugging and plot ideas among many other things from me if we write together and ship.
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND OC SHEET BEFORE INTERACTING!
Now that you've learned some about me, here are a few questions: - Who is your favorite oc to play, and why? - What would you say is the lore connected to your oc? - Could you name three negative traits about this oc? - What is your favorite fandom to write in? Canon to write as?
Follow backs from my main! @w0efulsoul
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