thewildercat

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Welcome to OnlyHooves! Expect pictures of only hooves all the time!

*This is satire and is of model horses only. Although I would never turn down a tip!

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i was sick for a week, and I downloaded krita again, so you're gonna get a dump of every quick doodle I did that entire week

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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

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@quest-odd

Rare mid-galumph shot

(Credits to Adam Slazok/ComedyWildlife)

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bounce bounce

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Opalized 80 million years old Ammonite measuring 2 ft. in diameter, discovered near Alberta, Canada

source:

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Horseflies are my favorite delivery system. The only issues is they prey on carrier pigeons from rivaling companies and sometimes my packages arrive covered in blood and feathers.

glad google ai is on top of this

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My little sister has a Tumblr now and it fills me with dread. I know at some point I’m going to call Andras Dictionnaire Infernal babygirl again or something and she’s going to try to bring it up.

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Cleaning a long filthy section of your room feels like unlocking a new area on your map. Lysol dissolves the fog of war.

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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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Man, I've been offered free Toyhouse invite codes multiple times. I always declined because I thought they were rarer than they are. Just found out they're valued at about 20 cents.

Skill issue on my end, oh dear.

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the silly master

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AM radio is like literal magic. There is music all around us that we can't hear, and to hear it you just have to tap a crystal (diode) to the earth and listen to it with another magic rock (magnet) and a tin can. You dont even need electricity to make it work because this music around us is literally all the power you need. Oh and at night when the sun has set, the light of the day gets replaced by MORE music because the signals can travel further at night. This is magic. If you even care.

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Something for ArcticFight using the holly berry color palette. Played around with hatching to get some decent half-tones.