mistress of maritime mayhem
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in my manic haste I gift wrapped two (2) library books that were too close to the blast radius of the Christmas spirit
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and by party too hard I mean I stayed up til 3 because my new audiobook was going hard and I was learning how to knit two socks at once
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you may be a mariner but do you even know someone who got scurvy?
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going to the bookstore to get Christmas gifts and getting 3 more books for oneself
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Just about every "AKSHUALLY, this thing is SECRETLY PAGAN!" claim can be traced back to:
Protestants making shit up to try and "prove" whatever shit they decided to hate on was secretly Satanic.
German nationalists making shit up trying to "prove" that Christian holidays had no connection to anything Jewish.
People failing to understand that European converts to Christianity retained many of their old customs and traditions, because Jesus being Lord doesn't mean there's no dragons in that there lake or that the plant lore everybody knows is all bunk.
People making wild assumptions due to a failure to comprehend that similarities between traditions does not inherently imply connection between traditions.
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appealing a content takedown of me holding a gecko because the ai was offended by my sinful bare fingies
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Deep ocean creatures
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back
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extremely attentive, high quality knitting coach Diesel
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finally got to season 2 of Yellowjackets and honestly, girlypops, 72hr hold for everyone. also coach is such a lilly livered piece of shit oh my god you are the only adult fucking act like it these children have so little guidance they started a cult
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Nokhur Cemetery
A cemetery with goat-horn bedecked gravestones.
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