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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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Working on a selkie illustration and enjoying goofy seal faces

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“so what do you do for a living?”

i, uh. i am…..wretched. i’m a full-time wretch. i work from home

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I’ve given up on trying to explain linear time to my cat and now I just tell her I don’t negotiate with terrorists when she’s goblining for food at 3

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frog figurines by CreationsbyChrisNoel

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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in my manic haste I gift wrapped two (2) library books that were too close to the blast radius of the Christmas spirit

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and by party too hard I mean I stayed up til 3 because my new audiobook was going hard and I was learning how to knit two socks at once

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shrimp socks 🦐🦐

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you may be a mariner but do you even know someone who got scurvy?

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going to the bookstore to get Christmas gifts and getting 3 more books for oneself

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