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hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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I got a new chapstick
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what if we all just stopped whatever we were doing , and frolicked through a meadow
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Actually sobbing and crying because a stick bug told me about how delicious leaves and reeds were and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
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“What happened!” “Why me!” Well maybe you should’ve considered your actions before getting into an argument with a level 9 necromancer, you fool.
WHAT HAPPENED
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Dude! No way, they added symbolism for grief and attachment in real!! Just like the books!!!
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This is what I imagine the life of those suburban explorer guys who just actually go into black mold infested buildings and like evil old hospitals wearing nothing but a hoodie and some adidas sweatpants is like when getting a check-up
You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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You must become the change you wish to see in the world my child
Surprising lack of Enter the Gungeon yaoi on tumblr, come on man :/
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Dungeon meshi
She is not fat. She isn't even chubby. She just has big boobs. You lied to me. You lied.
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Those two guys that made a podcast and talked like weird robots and talked about skibidi toilet lore or something and why it was actually awesome
i want to do a livestream where i say i'm going to play this TERRIFYING NEW MASCOT HORROR GAME and it's just an actual children's game but i act like it's a horror game and try to find things to be scared by
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They call me the shark considering how many teeth I’ve got
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If I was a turkey I would be happy asf if I figured out I was *the* thanksgiving bird, like I’d be walking around bird heaven or hell (depending on my moral turkey compass) like “yeaaahh look at me I got killed because it’s ✨tradition✨”
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The aforementioned pixel doodles
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Okay so fun secret I actually have zero idea how to color so just do these funny lines whenever I’m not using my little pixel doodles
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She is still an evil bitch but I like her little bug outfit
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