noun, plural va·gar·ies. an unpredictable or erratic action, occurrence, course, or instance
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every single discussion about the fucking signal groupchat makes me feel so insane. "what a display of incompetence! what a failure! let's all make accidental groupchat mistake jokes now" what the fuck are you talking about. it worked. the fact that THIS is the conversation now is literally the point. jeffrey goldberg literally did it again. selling the bombing of the middle east to the public is the entire purpose of his career as a "journalist"
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They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.
Keep talking about Luigi.
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I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.
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i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
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I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.
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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state
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they should invent a special new pulitzer prize for any journalist who manages to cover the trump presidency without doing this:
they could make it award one billion dollars and not worry becuase they would simply never have to pay it out
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