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You cannot kill this post

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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

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Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

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Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

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Zounds!!!

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

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I got bored and drew Talaya from the Orville! It was supposed to be a much more detailed drawing but I didn't feel like going full on realism due to the fact she has so many scales 💀 Talaya I love you, but god no.

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ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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a woman proudly, with absolute coinfidence, proclaims

"THIS IS THE SOUND OF OUR REVOLUTON!"

It's Dolly Parton.

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You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

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wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke