theunofficialdavestrider

[theunofficialdavestrider]

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and swaggy

[theunofficialdavestrider]

i think my favorite thing about human culture is they have a party for everything

your life begins and there is a birthday party! and you mark that anniversary with another party every single year. your life ends and your friends and loved ones have a funeral. you really really love someone and you have a wedding with them! just to publicly announce how much you love each other! which you also celebrate the anniversary of every single year

and there are multiple, entire human holidays dedicated to spending time with your loved ones and eating food and giving each other gifts to show how much you care about one another and i just think thats really nice

alternia didnt have nearly that many celebrations and in any case they werent nearly as focused on connecting with other people so i dont know i think its cute

[theunofficialdavestrider]

This makes me laugh every single time I see it.

[theunofficialdavestrider]

protip, pretty much all the “theunofficial(character name)” urls are free. who wants to grab em and form a squad?

[theunofficialdavestrider]

tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time

[theunofficialdavestrider]

Use a breadstick as a substitute for a sword in a sword fight

[theunofficialdavestrider]

A road sign pointing the way to a brothel in Pompeii, 79 AD

[theunofficialdavestrider]

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

[theunofficialdavestrider]

o *record scratch* waddup

[theunofficialdavestrider]

Furries, but with the cars from Cars the 2009 pixar film instead of animals

[theunofficialdavestrider]

Before you invite Grandma round, we need to talk hedges.

[theunofficialdavestrider]

texas gothic

every year, the bluebonnets appear, almost overnight. every year, thousands of people flock to them. it bothers you that no one really questions why.

“how can I help y’all?” the waitress asks, looking over your shoulder. you are the only one in the diner.

you’ve been driving towards el paso for hours, but you swear the scenery hasn’t changed. out on the horizon, the turbines have stopped spinning.

y’all come back now, y’ hear? the sign on the highway says, its once-bright paint faded and peeling. this is not a farewell. it’s a warning.

no one really swims in the lakes. ask anyone why, and they’ll mutter something about the cleanliness or the fish. they won’t meet your eyes.

you haven’t seen a cicada in years, but their rattling hiss haunts your every step on hot summer days. at least, you hope it’s just the cicadas.

there are no basements in north texas, despite the tornadoes. folks would rather face the wrath of the skies than what lies beneath the clay.

[theunofficialdavestrider]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[theunofficialdavestrider]

[theunofficialdavestrider]

virxdian started following theunofficialdavestrider

hey, first kanaya i’ve seen online

how’s it going?

[theunofficialdavestrider]

crimsongenetics:

YEAH, SAME TO YOU.

I DIDN’T THINK FAR ENOUGH AHEAD TO PROCURE ANOTHER TOPIC SHOULD WE DROP THE PORN TALK.

I BLAME COLLEGE.

well college sure is a topic

what are you studying?

[theunofficialdavestrider]

OOC

((blargh i hate making ooc posts but i just wanted to say rq that

i have a sollux blog and an aradia blog if that interests anybody

neither of them have any followers but i love writing for these characters ;u;))