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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

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they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

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listening to music literally fucks so hard. you mean i can just put in headphones and experience incredibly profound emotions felt throughout my entire body

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)