theunknownmouse

[theunknownmouse]

Seems half a year is enough time to wait between 2 posts. So hello again! For those who don’t know me, although I doubt such people still exist, I am a very secretive mouse that tries to update people on my life. This whole blog is dedicated to my important life.

Now that everyone is up to date, lets talk.

Im yet again on the run as it is impossible to find humans that like me. Ive met some of my cousins that were helping with vaccine creation a while ago (they test vaccines on is cause we can help humans with the results). They almost caught me but i escape, to pursue my career as an influencer, on tumblr and tumblr only.

Ive tried touring but except for a few mouses, everyone else was still in their houses because of the cold and covid pandemic.

Today i watched Ratatouille for the first time!!! What an extraordinary masterpiece of a film. It showed a mouse like me being a cook in a famous restaurant. THE DREAM!!!!

Anyways im gonna try to open my create my own ratatouille.

[theunknownmouse]

I AM STILL ALIVE

[theunknownmouse]

Message to my followers:

I am not able to be present more often then that because I am a mouse and believ it or not it’s incredibly difficult to write messages when you are not a human and don’t have fingers.

However I will try to keep everyone updated on my adventurous life.

[theunknownmouse]

It seems that my access to internet is restricted because I am a mouse. This is an act of terrorism and should not be reproduced. Anyways, let’s continue the story of my life that seems to attract so many followers (mostly in houses, humans running after me with sharp objects). Because of all the attention I have been getting, I think it is time to move to a new country. I will try to find the nearest plane and fly to my new country soon (I won’t tell where it is to not attract followers). On that note I’d like you all to remember all the fine moments we had in this city, all the adventures but it’s time to move on and go somewhere else...

See y’a later!

[theunknownmouse]

If I haven’t given more new is that I’m still at the cheese factory getting fatter and appreciating the abundance of food and no one trying to end my life.

I think I should retire here.

But I know I need to go back to find more mouses that would love this place.

It’s the right thing to do, but at the same time I want to stay here.

[theunknownmouse]

O hello there!

U haven’t seen me in while right?

Maybe u even taught I died in the mouth of a cat or from a mouse trap.

Well I didn’t.

Even my ex-wife would go back with me if she knew where I was.

I am going pretty well in a cheese factory where I have been discovered by extremely nice employees that feed me extra cheese when they can without their horrible boss finding out. So don’t worry about me, I’m living the life.

[theunknownmouse]

Well...

I had to move out of the house. It’s really sad because my wife left me for some other rat without respect for our relationship.

So I’m on the road trying to find something new...

[theunknownmouse]

Hello, it’s still me, the unknown mouse. After living in a small tunnel for a while I decided to find a new home. Today I’ll move in this beautiful mansion. Hopefully it will be full of food and I won’t have too much people trying to kill me. Wish me luck!

[theunknownmouse]

Welcome back to the undaily updates in the life of a surprisingly still unknown mouse.

Today a cat tried to kill me. It was a wild one, roaming around the city, in the dark night I couldn’t see it until the very last moment. It was the Flickr of the lamp post reflected in his eyes that made my escape possible and gave me the ability to write you my life. That’s all for today.

[theunknownmouse]

I ate some cheese today but almost fell in one of those traps... smh

I hope the humans will stop putting those around the hotels

[theunknownmouse]

POV: You are still a mouse, now running the tall grass to find your wife to eat the cheese. Under a small bridge, close to the river, you find her sound asleep and decide to stay by her side until she wakes up. When she finally wakes up you eat the cheese with her.

[theunknownmouse]

POV: You are a mouse walking into the unknown, the interior walls of a house, even finding a hole in the wall. You squish yourself in it and on the other side, a table. A table with a piece of cheese, cheese so succulent you would die to eat it. You go on the table and at the exact moment where u tried to take the cheese, the mouse trap déclenchés itself and tries to kill you. You escape, with a piece of cheese...

The end?

[theunknownmouse]

So... I was thinking, why do we not all stop being capitalist and just focuse on the real issues that is the lack of cheese.