theunknownenforcer

[theunknownenforcer]

hello!! yay or nay

nay? what is this for?

[theunknownenforcer]

It’s quite alright, you’re very talent miss.

oh! you’re the officer I saw the other day on my way to work. I doodled you in my sketchbook, if you’d like to see?

- @sunflower-scientist

Oh? A sketch of me? I’d love to see.

[theunknownenforcer]

Piltover gentleman😋😋

[theunknownenforcer]

Yes, they in fact do.

do the fins under your eyes move.?

At least take me out on a date before getting so personal.

[theunknownenforcer]

I fear I don’t have then stomach to eat that again. I do see the point you’re getting at though.

Question time!! What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Bonus: Would you eat that thing again?

I’d eaten a rat before.. I don’t think I’d eat it again.

[theunknownenforcer]

That’s quite alright, it was a joke… I tend to make bad jokes.

do the fins under your eyes move.?

At least take me out on a date before getting so personal.

[theunknownenforcer]

Question time!! What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Bonus: Would you eat that thing again?

I’d eaten a rat before.. I don’t think I’d eat it again.

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Question time!! What do you think is your best sense out of the 5 senses? Rank them if you want! (Touch, smell, sight, taste, hear)

Sight, smell, hear, taste, touch.

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I’m not sure if I ever really thanked you for getting me that test. Let me know if you need to cash in a favour or something, I’m up for drinks if you like that life. Thanks again.

Oh, right. I’m Scar, by the way.

(@scarcane)

Don’t worry too much about the money. I’m glad I could be of help! Drinks would sound delightful tho.

The names Steb, nice to officially meet you Scar.

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Question time!! Which stage of grief is the hardest for you? Rank them if you’d like!!

Hmm.. definitely anger for me.

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oh! you’re the officer I saw the other day on my way to work. I doodled you in my sketchbook, if you’d like to see?

- @sunflower-scientist

Oh? A sketch of me? I’d love to see.

[theunknownenforcer]

do you do that frog blink thing? Y’know… the one where they close one eye and then the other… one at a time?

I am not a frog so I do not do that.

[theunknownenforcer]

Does your Vastayan lineage have a language? If so, do you speak it?

They do, unfortunately I do not.

[theunknownenforcer]

do the fins under your eyes move.?

At least take me out on a date before getting so personal.

[theunknownenforcer]

You’ve missed so much. In fact in surprised you’re even here. I kinda saw you die?

Maddie !? That’s really you ??

— @theunknownenforcer )

Steb? Steb!! It's been so long, I was afraid something had happened to you!

[theunknownenforcer]

Question time!! More inner child questions. What is something that would heal your inner child/child-self? (Whether it is an action, phrase, object, etc.)

“I’m proud of you.” From my father.

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I was sure something happened to you ! Do you not remember…?

Maddie !? That’s really you ??

— @theunknownenforcer )

Steb? Steb!! It's been so long, I was afraid something had happened to you!