thetrueandrealrouxlskaard

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

AH, I SEE.

IN THAT CASETH, EVERYONE’ST SHOULDE BE SIMPINGE UPON’ST ME FOR MINE GREATNESS, I THINK.

what do you think of people simping for you lmao??

SIMP??? ING???

THOUEST ART MAKINGE UP WORDSE TO CONFUSE ME. I TELL THE, IT SHALL’T NOT WORK! FOR I AM ALWAYSE TWELVE STEPS AHEADEST!

OKAY BUT WHST IS A SIMPING

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

are you planning to come back? I miss your stupidity :(

MINE WHAT?! STUPIDITYE???

THINE NERVE! THINE GALL!!!!

FINE. MAYBE I WILL��ST LEAVETH AGAINE. THEN WE SHALL’ST SEE WHO DON’DST FANCY WHO’EST “STYUPIDE” !!!

… I FORGOT HOW TO LOG OUT

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

🍩

i offer you a donut ^^

DELICIOUSE SWEET HOLE

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

I THINK THE PUZZLE MASTER I KNOW WOULD MORE LIKELY TRY TO TRAP YOU. HA HA! YOU WOULD HAVE TO--... CAN YOU TELEPORT BETWEEN WORLDS...? (❤️)

BETWIXT? I HAVE NAREN’T ATTEMPTED SUCH A THINGE … A RISK FAR TOO GREAT TO ATTEMPTE.

SUPPOSETH I AM UNFORTUNATEE ENOUGG THST I DOST NOCLIP INTO YONDER WALL! A HORRIBLE FATE, YOU AGREES’T?

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

So do you have your eyes on anyone, if you get what I mean?

I HAVETH MINE EYESE DIRECTEDEST TOWARDSE ALL THINGS PUZZLE AND GIMMICKE! MINE SEARCHE FOR THE MOST EXQUISITE JAPES AND JIMMIES HATH NO TRUE RESOLUTION, FOR I AM ALWAYSE ONS’T THE PRRROWLE!

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

what do you think of people simping for you lmao??

SIMP??? ING???

THOUEST ART MAKINGE UP WORDSE TO CONFUSE ME. I TELL THE, IT SHALL’T NOT WORK! FOR I AM ALWAYSE TWELVE STEPS AHEADEST!

OKAY BUT WHAT IS A SIMPING

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

I HAVETH FORGOTTENNE MINE PASSWORDE FOR WHAT SEEMETH TO BE AN AGE AND AN EON

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Rouxls Kaard would you ever consider starting an OF

AN … HWAT?

DOST THOU SPEAKETH OF THE “OCTAGONAL FIXTURES?” THOSE ARE RATHER UNCOMMON … ESPECIALLY IN CONTEMPORARY PUZZLE PRACTICE. NEVERTHELESS, I SUPPOSE I OUGHT TO MAKETH AN ATTEMPTE TO IMPLEMENTETH THEM INTOWARDS MINE PUZZLE ROUTINNE.

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

What's your zodiac sign

MINE ZODIAQUE SIGNE IS UNIQUE FROM ALL OTHERS… ONE UNATTAINABLE TO ANY INDIVIDUALE OTHER THAN MINESELF!

MINE ZODIAC … IS THE FOUR OF DIAMONDSE!

IT IS INDICATIVE OF EXTREME STATUS, LIMITLESS KNOWLEDGE, INNATE PERFECTION, LIMITLESS SEX APPEAL, AND UNMATCHED MAGNIFICENSE IN PUZZLING!!!

SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT I AM MAGNIFICENT IN ALL ASPECTS. THIS FOUR OF DIAMONDS IS PROOF!

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Helpest mistere kaarde ine tried tooeth replicatest thine speekinge patterne butst now I cantst stop! Iteth keeps gettingest worseth! Whatest doth iest doesteth?! Howst dotheth ist makest itse stope!?

HELPETHESTE!

THIS DOTH SOUNDETH LIKE THE OPPOSITETH OF A PROBLEMMEE!

ENJOYE THOUST NEWFOUND ELEVATED EXISTENCE, VERBOSE COMERADE.

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

mr kaard are you single?

INDEEDS’T! I AM!

THERE ARE ONLY ONE SINGLE ROUXLS KAARD!

HAHAHA…!

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(SECRETLY I’M VERY LONELY)

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

SQUEAVING

SQUEAVE ELSEWHERE, YE LITTLE BIMBO!

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Is this the same mod from the officialralsei blog?

(no)

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Did you ever get bullied in school

I NEVERE WENT TO SCHOOLE. I WAS DEEMEDE TOO SMARTE FOR MINE PEERS!

BESIDESETH, MODERN EDUCATIONNE CURRICULUM DOTH NOT TOUCH UPON THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE SUBJECTSE, SUCH AS WORM COLLECTINGE AND ADVANCED PUZZLES.

BOTH OF WHICH I EXCEL IN.

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Basically loquacious means you speak like a fancy nerd

GUILTY AS CHARGEDE! EXCEPTE FOR THE NERD PART, THAT WOULD BESTE DESCRIBE … YOU !!!

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

Do you even know what loquacious means

YES. ??? OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS …

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LOOK, THE POINTE IS THAT I KNOWETH WHAT IT MEANS’T. SO WHY DON’TETH YOU TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. SO I CAN CONFIRM’ST IT. BECAUSE I ART SO INTELLEGENTETH.

[thetrueandrealrouxlskaard]

YOU BACKKK????;!!;

INDEED, KNAVES!!! I WAS WORKINGE ON A NEWE PUZZLE …

(IT IS NOT DONE YET, DO NOT ASK TO SEE IT)