thetrueandrealrouxlskaard
ACCEPTEST NO SUBSTITUTIONNSE, KNAVELY WORMSE!!
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WHAT HO, DISGUSTINGE INTERNETTE WRAITHS! I AM’ST THE PURVEYOR OF PUZZLES, ROUXLS KAARD! WELCOME TO’EST MINE BLOGGETHESTETHEN. (blog)
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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AH, I SEE.
IN THAT CASETH, EVERYONE’ST SHOULDE BE SIMPINGE UPON’ST ME FOR MINE GREATNESS, I THINK.
what do you think of people simping for you lmao??
SIMP??? ING???
THOUEST ART MAKINGE UP WORDSE TO CONFUSE ME. I TELL THE, IT SHALL’T NOT WORK! FOR I AM ALWAYSE TWELVE STEPS AHEADEST!
OKAY BUT WHST IS A SIMPING
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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are you planning to come back? I miss your stupidity :(
MINE WHAT?! STUPIDITYE???
THINE NERVE! THINE GALL!!!!
FINE. MAYBE I WILL’ST LEAVETH AGAINE. THEN WE SHALL’ST SEE WHO DON’DST FANCY WHO’EST “STYUPIDE” !!!
… I FORGOT HOW TO LOG OUT
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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🍩
i offer you a donut ^^
DELICIOUSE SWEET HOLE
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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I THINK THE PUZZLE MASTER I KNOW WOULD MORE LIKELY TRY TO TRAP YOU. HA HA! YOU WOULD HAVE TO--... CAN YOU TELEPORT BETWEEN WORLDS...? (❤️)
BETWIXT? I HAVE NAREN’T ATTEMPTED SUCH A THINGE … A RISK FAR TOO GREAT TO ATTEMPTE.
SUPPOSETH I AM UNFORTUNATEE ENOUGG THST I DOST NOCLIP INTO YONDER WALL! A HORRIBLE FATE, YOU AGREES’T?
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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So do you have your eyes on anyone, if you get what I mean?
I HAVETH MINE EYESE DIRECTEDEST TOWARDSE ALL THINGS PUZZLE AND GIMMICKE! MINE SEARCHE FOR THE MOST EXQUISITE JAPES AND JIMMIES HATH NO TRUE RESOLUTION, FOR I AM ALWAYSE ONS’T THE PRRROWLE!
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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what do you think of people simping for you lmao??
SIMP??? ING???
THOUEST ART MAKINGE UP WORDSE TO CONFUSE ME. I TELL THE, IT SHALL’T NOT WORK! FOR I AM ALWAYSE TWELVE STEPS AHEADEST!
OKAY BUT WHAT IS A SIMPING
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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I HAVETH FORGOTTENNE MINE PASSWORDE FOR WHAT SEEMETH TO BE AN AGE AND AN EON
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Rouxls Kaard would you ever consider starting an OF
AN … HWAT?
DOST THOU SPEAKETH OF THE “OCTAGONAL FIXTURES?” THOSE ARE RATHER UNCOMMON … ESPECIALLY IN CONTEMPORARY PUZZLE PRACTICE. NEVERTHELESS, I SUPPOSE I OUGHT TO MAKETH AN ATTEMPTE TO IMPLEMENTETH THEM INTOWARDS MINE PUZZLE ROUTINNE.
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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What's your zodiac sign
MINE ZODIAQUE SIGNE IS UNIQUE FROM ALL OTHERS… ONE UNATTAINABLE TO ANY INDIVIDUALE OTHER THAN MINESELF!
MINE ZODIAC … IS THE FOUR OF DIAMONDSE!
IT IS INDICATIVE OF EXTREME STATUS, LIMITLESS KNOWLEDGE, INNATE PERFECTION, LIMITLESS SEX APPEAL, AND UNMATCHED MAGNIFICENSE IN PUZZLING!!!
SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT I AM MAGNIFICENT IN ALL ASPECTS. THIS FOUR OF DIAMONDS IS PROOF!
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Helpest mistere kaarde ine tried tooeth replicatest thine speekinge patterne butst now I cantst stop! Iteth keeps gettingest worseth! Whatest doth iest doesteth?! Howst dotheth ist makest itse stope!?
HELPETHESTE!
THIS DOTH SOUNDETH LIKE THE OPPOSITETH OF A PROBLEMMEE!
ENJOYE THOUST NEWFOUND ELEVATED EXISTENCE, VERBOSE COMERADE.
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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mr kaard are you single?
INDEEDS’T! I AM!
THERE ARE ONLY ONE SINGLE ROUXLS KAARD!
HAHAHA…!
(SECRETLY I’M VERY LONELY)
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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SQUEAVING
SQUEAVE ELSEWHERE, YE LITTLE BIMBO!
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Is this the same mod from the officialralsei blog?
(no)
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Did you ever get bullied in school
I NEVERE WENT TO SCHOOLE. I WAS DEEMEDE TOO SMARTE FOR MINE PEERS!
BESIDESETH, MODERN EDUCATIONNE CURRICULUM DOTH NOT TOUCH UPON THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE SUBJECTSE, SUCH AS WORM COLLECTINGE AND ADVANCED PUZZLES.
BOTH OF WHICH I EXCEL IN.
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Basically loquacious means you speak like a fancy nerd
GUILTY AS CHARGEDE! EXCEPTE FOR THE NERD PART, THAT WOULD BESTE DESCRIBE … YOU !!!
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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Do you even know what loquacious means
YES. ??? OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS …
LOOK, THE POINTE IS THAT I KNOWETH WHAT IT MEANS’T. SO WHY DON’TETH YOU TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. SO I CAN CONFIRM’ST IT. BECAUSE I ART SO INTELLEGENTETH.
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thetrueandrealrouxlskaard · 2 years ago
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YOU BACKKK????;!!;
INDEED, KNAVES!!! I WAS WORKINGE ON A NEWE PUZZLE …
(IT IS NOT DONE YET, DO NOT ASK TO SEE IT)
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