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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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How does one come to terms with the fact that they’re inlove with Murray, Sal, and Q (especially Q) ???

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look at my ugly smelly little terrorist babies :3

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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

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Yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens ao3*

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I honestly thought this was an ad at first

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obsessed with this interaction

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did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

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my brother does this when he’s having a seizure

sometimes i scroll on here without even reading any posts. i just want to feel the smooth movement of the dashboard beneath me like a lithe speedboat cutting through surf

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some kind of a moodboard

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

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Dave Rapoza