got pussy in new jersey and almost died currently reading: gaywyck by vincent virga
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
#as a mostly monolingual American#i’m so jealous#like I can speak a little Spanish#but I sound like an idiot
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the only boss that leftists should have any kind of respect for is BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
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people freaking out over celebrities cheating + demanding statements to “hold them responsible” when a celebrity’s main job is to have extramarital affairs for our entertainment…would you ask a butterfly not to leave its chrysalis…
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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
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ROMAN HOLIDAY — 1953, dir. William Wyler
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was anyone going to tell me a picture of Jimmy Stewart in a sparkly top and tight pants on ice skates existed or was I just supposed to find this through @ thiswashollywood on Instagram by myself
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unfortunately for everyone else, i have always found myself hilarious
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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
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ok this is really fucking funny actually
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The hardest part of being a vampire would be giving up garlic
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I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.
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