got pussy in new jersey and almost died currently reading: kiss an angel by susan elizabeth phillips
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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
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friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when listening to audio content in a shared space.
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'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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film backwards is milf. certainly on purpose
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Hawke: "It’s probably my single favorite take of anything I’ve been involved with." Delpy: "That was really special. It was like magic — each time I felt Ethan looking away, I would look at him and vice versa. I almost fell in love with him right there, but then Rick said cut."
– Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke The New York Times - ‘Before Sunrise’: The Making of an Indie Classic
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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it
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