thethrobbingmembers
his huge bratwurst pulsating with desire
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got pussy in new jersey and almost died currently reading: gaywyck by vincent virga
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thethrobbingmembers · 1 day ago
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
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thethrobbingmembers · 1 day ago
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the only boss that leftists should have any kind of respect for is BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
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thethrobbingmembers · 2 days ago
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just a little guy
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thethrobbingmembers · 2 days ago
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people freaking out over celebrities cheating + demanding statements to “hold them responsible” when a celebrity’s main job is to have extramarital affairs for our entertainment…would you ask a butterfly not to leave its chrysalis…
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thethrobbingmembers · 3 days ago
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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
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thethrobbingmembers · 6 days ago
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thethrobbingmembers · 6 days ago
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ROMAN HOLIDAY — 1953, dir. William Wyler
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thethrobbingmembers · 7 days ago
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was anyone going to tell me a picture of Jimmy Stewart in a sparkly top and tight pants on ice skates existed or was I just supposed to find this through @ thiswashollywood on Instagram by myself
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thethrobbingmembers · 8 days ago
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unfortunately for everyone else, i have always found myself hilarious
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thethrobbingmembers · 8 days ago
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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
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thethrobbingmembers · 10 days ago
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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thethrobbingmembers · 11 days ago
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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
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thethrobbingmembers · 11 days ago
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ok this is really fucking funny actually
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thethrobbingmembers · 13 days ago
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Happy New Year!
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thethrobbingmembers · 16 days ago
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The hardest part of being a vampire would be giving up garlic
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thethrobbingmembers · 19 days ago
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I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.
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thethrobbingmembers · 20 days ago
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A story in two parts
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