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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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you're a mean one, mr dracula

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SUCH A DOUBLE STANDARD

When the US military shoots stuff down over Alaska they're "Defending the nation" but when I do it I'm "Ruining Christmas" and "Banned from Santa's Workshop" and "Ordered by the Elf Court to pay for Donner's reconstructive surgery."

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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next year all our troubles will be out of sight

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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding

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i could NOT work with a Vulcan. it would end in a fist fight even though i have no chance of winning. “there’s no need to react emotionally” girl i am going to kill you with my teeth. i understand why Bones is Like That. i would be too.

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ok sure fine

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The bitch is back!! It’s been a looooong time since I’ve written anything, and since my fics have mostly always been x reader fics, I hope you all enjoy a little something different!

This is a CaitVi fluffy blurb, less than 700 words.

Warnings: none. Enjoy!

What nobody tells you about living in survival mode, is that the urge to protect yourself doesn’t go away just because you’re no longer in imminent danger. When your childhood was a crime scene, your adolescence a battle zone, and the early parts of your life a civil war, you no longer know what it means to stop picking up the pieces.

Caitlyn watches Vi from across the room. Her pink hair still tinged black at the ends, nearly matching the color of the circles under her eyes. She fidgets at nothing, biting her nails, hyper vigilance personified. In the weeks since she was found in the tower of the Hexcore gate, Caitlyn has barely heard her speak more than a sentence. The metaphorical pieces of their lives have been picked up and put back together, but it’s not enough. Having a roof over their heads won’t bring their families back. Not having to worry where their next meal will come from doesn’t heal the physical and mental scars from the last 10 years.

Caitlyn loses herself in thoughts of her mother, of Jayce, of before. She doesn’t catch that Vi has caught her staring. Doesn’t catch the worry that cuts through the sadness on her face, before resolving into a knowing smile.

“Cupcake,” Vi whispers, snapping Caitlyn out of her trance.

“I’m sorry, I- well, I was just…” Caitlyn trails off.

“I miss them, too.”

Caitlyn has never seen Vi cry. She heard it, once, nearly a year ago, but was too caught up in her own anger to pay attention. Watching the strongest person she knows crumple into herself, Caitlyn can barely keep it together. But Vi needs her, Vi needs someone to be there. After years of being on her own, following all of the years of parenting her sister and friends, Vi needed someone else to be the strong one right now.

Caitlyn crosses the room in three strides, and settles onto the couch. Vi looks up at her, cheeks pink with exhaustion and embarrassment, and opens her mouth to protest.

“Don’t.” Caitlyn starts, “Just let me take care of you.”

She wraps her arms around Vi’s shoulders, and Vi tenses for a split second at the affection, before relaxing fully and laying her head against Caitlyn’s chest. The pair stays silent for a moment, just taking each other in.

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to do now,” Vi admits. “All I’ve ever known is taking care of my sister, all I’ve ever known is war and pain. I was never supposed to make it this far.”

Caitlyn sighs, and holds Vi tighter. “I know what you mean. My entire life’s purpose was making my parents proud, and then it was avenging my mother. Now that it’s over, I’m scared I have nothing left. But when I look over and see you, when I wake up and you’re next to me, that’s what keeps me going. I love you, Violet.”

Vi stiffens in Caitlyn’s arms, and then lets out a shaking sob. Love, she thinks. Her mind races with thoughts of Powder, even of Jinx. Of Vander, of her parents. And standing at the end of her imagination is Caitlyn. Caitlyn, unwavering in her loyalty, even when circumstance drove them apart. Strong, powerful, beautiful Caitlyn. The only woman Vi has ever loved. The only woman Vi thinks she’ll ever be able to love.

“I love you, too, Cupcake,” Vi finally looks Caitlyn in the eyes. “I need you.”

It’s a powerful admission, one Caitlyn doesn’t take lightly. She grabs Vi’s chin, and kisses her, chaste and quick.

“I’m not going anywhere. Whatever happens, whatever our new normal is, I want to do it with you.”

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RELIVING OUR CHILDHOOD FEARS | LUNCHTIME WITH SMOSH 13

What do you guys think of the Pfeffernüsse?

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X-MEN 97' (2024 - ) 1.05 "Remember It"

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I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

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Hello, world!! Long time, no post!

I’d really like to get back into writing.. so I’m opening requests for ARCANE. CaitVi, JacVik, Ekko/Jinx, any pairing, really!!

Send em over if you’re just as devastated as I am!

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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper