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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

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"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

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the sexiest back in Thedas

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You're in their dm's, I'm in their nightmares.♥︎

Mwah

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Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

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wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod

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i flirt but in an autistic way. i'll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

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undiagnosing myself with everything. im free and happy

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it

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they need to invent a discord you can cuddle through

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Hey, thanks for submitting your voluntary domestication request, but we were looking over the requests you had for the contract, and they were actually pretty troubling. They revealed some pretty big psychological issues. No, you don't have to correct them or anything, it was decided that the best thing is to just have you be forcibly domesticated. Yeah, that means you have no say in anything, sorry. But really, this is the best thing for you.

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