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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

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I think people over seventy years old should have unrestricted access to prescription painkillers. Not to take home or anything (they might get sold or stolen, although frankly I think pain meds should be less regulated in general and the fact that such a market exists for that is a sign that they're over-restricted in the first place) but like, they should be able to show up at the hospital and flash their ID and be like "morphine please" and have a nurse shoot them up then and there. Yes this is about my stepfather who had every health problem and finally became a tolerable human being after he was put on constant pain management medication but also if you're over 70 you know how your own body works and what pain feels like and frankly if you throw away your life to a painkiller addiction at that age (way less rare than the media would have you think, most "abusers" of painkillers are self-medicating *to manage their pain that they're not being prescribed enough medication for*) then all the more power to you.

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I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.

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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

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scenes that hit different after the finale

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I have created the worlds shittiest cattio (a small dog crate i have jimmy rigged out the window) and it is a big hit

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Latest reblog reminds me of how much it pisses me the fuck off how every queer person alive has to adapt to the usamerican style of queerness lest we get shunned by the community for being too different. I bring this up a lot but bro that time I got death threats for having ele/dele in my bio bc "by using neopronouns I was making a mockery of REAL trans people" when those are literally just my pronouns in my native language, and when I said that I got hit w the "well you're on the internet so speak english" I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS I HATE GRINGOS

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I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

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What in the world? They're carpeted and everything.

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By Lynda Barry  May 2016

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Yay! Demographics polls!

Reblogs for a larger sample size are appreciated!

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Petition to give every aroace person a free ticket to a rage room every month as gratitude for keeping their shit together and not pulling everyone's hair off in the face of society's amatonormative bullshit

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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currently thinking about normal’s ’WHY? why are you proud of me??’ from the most recent dndads ep versus scary’s ‘why do you care about me???’ from earlier in the season.,,,, narrative parallels my beloved

this is at the center of my head after that whirlwind of an episode, right next to ‘fuck willy stampler’

normal and scary are my favorite narrative foils i’m putting them in a jar and shaking it up i love them so much and they both deserve so much better

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?