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Choose your boyfriend favorite slasher

Talvez eu esteja ficando louca 

Só queria desenhar umas poses e fui longe demais, deus tenha misericórdia 

Bubba sempre vai ser o meu neném, nunca fez nada de errado em toda sua vidinha

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this obliterated me

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Tumblr Top 5: Hottest Horror Movie Characters

Enter the sick and twisted minds of @wearewatcher's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara as they countdown their top five hottest, steamiest, most sopping wet horror movie characters, with a little help from unofficial official Tumblr mascot, Coppy.

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Slashers Memes fully inspired by the hilarious Grabber meme @silversquirtle made!

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I want what they have (tiktok handle says @dimitribeauchamp)

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So I saw Halloween ends a couple days ago, but I wanted to wait until others saw it to make an option...

Spoilers under cut.

Honestly... Such a disappointment. I almost left the theater.

I was expecting us to get answers to questions left in Halloween kills; Why does he kill? Why is he so obsessed with standing in his sister's window? Why is he so powerful and unstoppable?

Halloween Kills is the reason Ends is so disappointing. Kills set so much up and put Michael on such a pedestal. He was an unstoppable force of evil, able to kill a whole mob by himself while taking a lot of attacks with no problem.

In Ends? Hell, not even to talk about his death scene yet, (which I will), but Michael is barely IN this movie. He's got maybe 10 minutes of screen time in this movie.

Instead, Corey takes the screen time. I'm not mad about this, Corey is an interesting character, and seeing him turned into a killer by the town was an interesting concept.

But it's not what Ends was supposed to be. It was supposed to be Michael and Laurie's final show down. Their last brawl, to settle it once and for all. It's not that, though. It's only included in the last 20 minutes because the writers remembered that was supposed to be here in the film. Such an anticlimatic end to thia 40 year long rivalry.

I also don't understand why they gave Corey and Michael some sort of teacher and student relationship. Michael has never done this before, sparing someone, let alone keeping them around ans showing them how to kill. It makes absolutely no sense. It feels like someone put their OC in the Halloween Universe to run around with Michael Myers.

And that scene in the sewer, with Michael losing his mask? I have massive problems with that.

How is it Michael can kill a whole unit of firefighters, a mob of people with weapons, but lost a wrestle with Corey? I get they're trying to show that Michael is a lot frailer and weaker after these 4 years, but he certainly looked fine killing that woman in the doctor's house, and he was just fine beating Laurie around. No, it's just a horrible scene, and completely destroys what Kills made.

That brings me to his death. Michael Myers is an infamous character known for taking 6 shots and living, surving being burnt alive, taking a whole mob of gun fire and surving, he took 5 shots and countless beatings in the mob scene... It's obvious he's hard to kill.

So why the hell did they think the solution was just to cut his arteries? That's not fun, nor is it a satisfying end to this infamous slasher. It's borderline disrespectful. Such a terrible way to kill him off. Letting him just bleed out? No, I wanted to see him and Laurie go out in a blaze of glory. But no, we didn't get that. It honestly felt like Michael just wanted to die and escape this movie. (Don't blame you, dude.)

I would have liked to see a more Freddy vs Jason approach to this final fight. Obviously not to the same degree of violence, but make these characters fight. Let them stab each other. Let Laurie go for the eyes. Let Michael put her hand in the garbage disposal. (Wasted potential) Not just a lot of throwing around and hitting heads against things. That's not fun, it's boring. It's not what this final battle needed.

The only praise I can give this movie is that scene with Corey. When Alison arrived home, and he stabs himself in the throat because he wants Laurie to look like the killer. That was great, and could've lead to something good. If it wasn't immediately forgotten about five minutes later.

Also, this movie tries to develop a relationship with Corey and Alison. It might have worked, if this movie wasn't horribly written. The script jumps around the entire movie, and I can't tell if it's been a day or if a few days have passed. I think only three days have passed, and Alison is already having sex with Corey and saying she'll run away with him.

What?

Also, every single person in Haddonfield is just insufferable. From people on the street blaming Laurie for Michael's attacks, Corey being harrased by high-school kids, snobby co workers who practically slut shame you... Haddonfield is a horrible place to live. I get why Michael stabs everyone here.

These problems, along with the previously stated just makes this movie miserable to watch. Watching this movie is like getting a sandwich that's just two pieces of bread. It's got nothing. Not even good kills. There's only one I'd point out, the one where the guy gets his tongue cut off. But that's it.

This whole movie was just disappointing. Such a horrible end to a decent pair of movies. I loved 2018 and Kills, I thought they were great despite their flaws. A breath of fresh air for the Halloween series it desperately needed. Ends just ruins it for me.

So yeah, those are my thoughts on this film. Sorry to anyone who enjoyed the film, you're free to have your opinion on it, and I'm glad you did enjoy it if tou did! I did not though, so I will not be acknowledging this movie much aside from this. It's going in my top five worst Halloween films.

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Halloween Ends is the biggest fucking disappointment I've ever experienced, I'm genuinely so pissed off... years of waiting for this franchise to get a proper ending, I can't believe this is what we get... a whole new timeline wasted & a reboot rendered useless cuz no one can just ever give this damn franchise a respectable ending... I'm literally gonna ignore the existence of this movie & while I enjoy Kills, the saga ends on Halloween 2018, I do not accept this movie as the finale

the movie is a staggering 1 hr 50 min long & Michael is only in it for 15-20 min doing nothing for a majority of his screentime, why? to make the movie about some random asshole no one knew or cared about. Michael was made a side character in his own movie, his LAST MOVIE! I feel so bad for James imagine getting to portray one of the most iconic slasher movie killers only to be written in as a cameo in his final film, unbelievable. they brought back Kyle to reprise her role as Lindsay & had her survive in Kills only to do literally nothing with her in Ends... Allyson was ruined, having made her an incredibly poor judge of character & making a whole series of bad decisions, treating her traumatized grandmother so badly for a guy she knew nothing about... also what is with this trend of blaming Laurie for Michael, she literally never did anything to him, he saw her one day & decided to torment her, how in God's name was him breaking out & killing again years later her fault?... I want to tell every pretentious idiot who says we don't get it to fuck off... we did get it & it was stupid... what they were trying to do does not fit in a Halloween movie... the movies have ALWAYS been about Michael, he was the only killer, the only embodiment of evil, not some fucking dork loser they wrote in at the last minute, no one watches a Halloween film to see someone else as the killer or for thought provoking messages... these have never been nuanced films, John himself said the original 78 film wasnt deep, it was just a guy who kills for no reason that's it... I honest to god feel insulted... I'm not even satisfied by the finale because there was no build up... Michael & Laurie were basically sidelined the whole movie for that fucking kid... they were robbed of their final chapter... the whole time I was watching it I was actually thinking id rather be watching Resurrection, that's how bad it was... if you actually liked this movie you are a very stupid person trying desperately to be different & you should feel bad about yourself... David Gordon Green is such an asshole for this.

anyways this is now my ranking of the Halloween movies... this is absolutely definitive, it will not change... I accept no criticism.

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So everyone knows this scene, right?

And i've heard many times how heartless actually Michael is, that he just killed Ismael after he was there for him (the man on photo)

But.. I think there's more to it, that he actually kind of blames him..

Let me get into this.

When Michael got locked up, Ismael talked to him and gave him some "advice"

I: "You can't let those walls get you down, believe me i know, i spent a little time behind walls.. I know they can drive you crazy.. "You gotta look beyond the walls, learn to live inside your head, there are no walls that can stop you there.

M: *nods*

You can see lil man is thinking about it..

Well and after that everything went wrong. He started to wear masks, stopped talking, he really learned how to live inside of his head.

His mom committed suicide, he lost her.. the only person he loved and wouldn't hurt (he lost little boo aswell) And then we see the scene when Loomis told him, that this is their last day together basically that he's not gonna be there for him anymore. And let me tell you, i also think he hates Loomis because he "held" him there, and wouldn't let him out.. but he was also the only person that was (had to be) "with him" for 16 years.. that's a lot of time. And after he left, i think he started to hate him even more.

Well, back to why i am even writing this.

So Michael eventually killed everyone there, that's when Ismael came and you can see Michael was waiting what he's going to do..

I: "What are you doing out of your room Mikey?"

M: *angry look*

I: "Don't do nothing we're both gonna regret later, okay?"

M: *tilts head*

Then Ismael grabbed handcuffs and Michael tested him what he's gonna do, and Ismael tried to put handcuffs on him, that's why Michael got angry because he knew Ismael is just like others that wants him locked up, he never wanted good to him.. You can hear Michael growled after Ismael told him "I was good to you Mikey" He was furious, at himself that he thought Ismael is "different" but mostly about his lecture all those years ago, he took Ismael's advice and everyone left him because of that.

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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HELLO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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For all the Brahms Stans that were wondering, here’s how James looked before they added the CGI mask.

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HIS FUCKING DEEP VOICE!!!!!