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Pausing my queue for a bit, have a nasty headache.
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things to say to immortals … sentence starters
“Did you ever meet a pirate?”
“How long have you been alive?”
“Do you miss it? Living in the past?”
“I wish I could’ve lived in that time, too.”
“I don’t think I could do it… living that long.”
“How did you find out that you were immortal?”
“If you could go back in time to them… would you?”
“Do you still remember what your childhood was like?”
“Do you miss the people you used to know back then?”
“Living through that much change must be disorienting.”
“How many have you loved? How many have you lost?”
“Do you think you’ll still be here when… nothing else is?”
“If you say you met (historical figure),I’m gonna scream.”
“Can you teach me how they used to make (item) back then?”
“How old is this? It belongs in a museum, not your living room.”
“I can’t imagine what it would be like to have that much history.”
“People keep saying things were better back then. Is that true?”
“Was it as magical as they make it out to be? Living in a castle?”
“Yeah, I’m glad I didn’t live back then. I wouldn’t have survived without wifi.”
“I need to write a paper about history, and I bet I’m the only one who has a firsthand account!”
“No matter how much time passes, nothing ever really changes. I thought you would know that better than anyone.”
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send me 🍉 if you want to interact but aren't sure how.
or send 💡 if you want to interact and have an idea!
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THE VAMPIRE DIARIES SENTENCE STARTERS : quotes taken from s02e04, ‘memory lane’, of the television show the vampire diaries (2009-2017).
“it was easy to get inside of your head.”
“have you completely forsaken your nature?”
“we both know i could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.”
“indulge me for a little while, please?”
“you know it’s the truth. deep down inside that gorgeous body of yours.”
“that’s not stabbing you in the back. that’s using your own tactics against you.”
“i’m hoping this peach cobbler will pave the way.”
“you blow back into town with some supernatural family secret and you expect me not to ask questions?”
“what do you know about werewolves?”
“i looked into those attacks from the other night. it wasn’t vampires.”
“those folks were torn apart in ways i’ve never seen before.”
“they mainly exist now in books and really bad movies.“
“you came back here to fall in love with me all over again, didn’t you?”
“you’re going to torture me now?”
“you think that i would settle into a town without knowing my enemies?”
“i have no secrets. only dirty shame.”
“he hates that you’re a constant temptation.”
“the desire to rip out your jugular every time he’s with you? trust me, it’s there.”
“i’ve never met a woman quite like you.”
“i look at you and i see an angel.”
“i touch your skin and my entire body ignites.”
“i kiss you and i know that i’m falling in love.”
“is my love not enough?”
“i never compelled your love. it was real. and so was mine.”
“will you stop plying her with alcohol?”
“love, hate. such a fine line.”
“i need everyone to believe that i perished in that fire.”
“i practically lit the match.”
“i couldn’t chain myself up in time.”
“what is the ratio of success for vampire/human couplings?”
“you are too maternal to not have children.”
“my list of victims is a long one, and i have no problem adding one more name to that list.”
“let’s not forget. i already killed you once. i can easily do it again.”
“don’t try to be the hero [name]. you’ll end up dead.”
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❛ Never run with scissors.❜
▶;; { sentence meme: 102 jack o’neill quotes } ↳ Dan - @clawsandsnark
❝ (( THANKS )), thanks for the advice, Dan, got any other wise words for me ? ❞ Damon rolled his eyes as he flagged down anoyther drink—— admittedly the vampire hadn't known what to expect in the way of advice, or what he really expected the hybrid to be able to say, 'never run with scissors' just wasn't what he was hoping for—— obviously ❝ Or are you suggesting we get them by giving them ((( SCISSORS ))) then tricking them into racing us somewhere ? ❞ .
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x-men ( 2000 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from the first x-man film. alter as you see fit ♡
“won't it kinda be cold?”
“well, that's the point, stupid.”
“and when are you gonna do this?”
“i don't know what happened.”
“i don't know... i just touched him.”
“call an ambulance!”
“just get away from me!”
“don't touch me!”
“thank you, [name]. it was quite educational.”
“the wrong person driving a car can be dangerous.”
“i didn't say they were hiding.”
“what are you doing here?”
“why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?”
“don't give up on them, [name].”
“what would you have me do, [name]?”
i've heard these arguments before.”
“it was a long time ago.”
“are you sneaking around in here, [name]? whatever are you looking for?”
“i'm looking for hope.”
“don't get in my way.”
where are we?”
“are you gonna let this man walk away with your money?”
“i'll fight him!”
“don't hit him in the balls.”
“you said anything goes.”
“you idiot!”
“you want something new, honey?”
“i'll have a beer.”
“you owe me some money.”
“[name], let's not do this.”
“no man takes a beating like that without a mark to show for it.”
“come on, this isn't worth it.”
“i know what you are.”
“you lost your money. you keep this up, you lose something else.”
“what the hell are you doin'?”
“i'm sorry. i needed a ride.”
“i thought you might help me.”
“get out!”
“where am i supposed to go?”
“i saved your life!”
“you don't have anything to eat, do you?”
“suddenly my life isn't bad.”
“it looks cosy.”
“put your hands on the heater.”
“it's nothing personal.”
“so what kind of a name is [name]?”
“you should wear your seat belt.”
“you all right?”
“weren't you supposed to bring someone back with you?”
“what happened?”
“i have made the first move.”
“where are you going?”
“what's your hurry?”
“good morning, [name].”
“would you like some breakfast?”
“i don't need medical attention.”
“what's a magneto?”
“this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard.”
“you wanna get outta my way?”
“give me a chance.”
“i may be able to help you find some answers.”
“how do you know?”
“you're not the only one with gifts.”
“what is this place?”
“i'll make a deal with you.”
“no, i don't see a difference.”
“it's gonna be close.”
“the world will be watching.”
“where the hell are we?”
“i'm sorry.”
“so... couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?”
“he could very well be older than you, [name].”
“i've never seen anything like this before.”
“it's such a strange phrase.”
“i think what you really are afraid of is me.”
“i think you'll be comfortable here.”
“where's your room?”
“so read my mind.”
“come on. you afraid you might like it?”
“what do you see?”
“you oughta be careful. i might not be there next time.”
“it was an accident.”
“what the hell have you done to me?”
“i had no choice.”
“i think it'll be easier on your own.”
“you don't like him.”
“how could you tell?”
“where is it?”
“we had a deal.”
“she's all right. she's just upset.”
“i'm sorry about last night.”
“you running again?”
“who told you that?”
“she was supposed to meet me for lunch.”
“you look around, i'll check with the ticket agent.”
“i think you should follow your instincts.”
“i can still feel him inside my head.”
“he seems to genuinely wanna help you.”
“what do you say?”
“come on, i'll take care of you.”
“you promise?”
“scream for me.”
“what the hell do you want with me?”
“whoever said i wanted you?”
“you'll have to kill me, [name].”
“care to press your luck, [name]?”
“goodbye, [name].”
“i made a terrible mistake.”
“i couldn't see what he was after ‘til it was too late.”
“[name], you can't do this alone.”
“who the hell do you think you are?”
“i want you to try and relax. i'm not going to hurt you.”
“please don't leave me! i don't want to be alone.”
“wait a minute. he's not coming with us, is he?”
“answer me. please.”
“are you going to kill me?”
“i'll understand if that comes as small consolation.”
“you actually go outside in these things?”
“sounds like a storm's comin'.”
“there's someone here.”
“there's someone here. i just can't see 'em.”
“do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?”
“[name], is that you?”
“you're not part of the group.”
“i can't move.”
“i thought you lived at a school.”
“he's become even more powerful than i imagined.”
“are you sure you saw what you saw?”
“why do none of you understand what i'm trying to do?”
“you're so full of shit.”
“if you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.”
“please! somebody please help me!”
“this is mine.”
“you owe me a scream.”
“you drop something?”
“i can't control it like that.”
“i'm taking it.”
“welcome back. i knew you'd find your way.”
“how did we do?”
“oh, that tickles.”
“how are you feeling?”
“that was a brave thing you did.”
“i think she's a little taken with you.”
“well, you can tell her my heart belongs to someone else.”
“are you going to say goodbye to them?”
“i was wrong in this particular issue and i hope, in time, i may be forgiven.”
“i kinda like it.”
“i don't want you to go.”
“what do you do when you wake up to that?”
“and i will always be there.”
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“Wait! You can’t come up here!”
▶;; { howl’s moving castle {sentence starters} } ↳ Ali - @seerkin
❝ What !? (( WHY )) !? ❞ the older vampire yelled up the stairs at Ali—— what the hell was she doing up there—— actually did he want to know? .
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❝ I'm ( SHOCKED ) and dismayed, Lockwood ! I suspected you were using me for my bourbon collection but knowing for ((( SURE ))) hurts. ❞ Damon overdramatised, if Dan was going to be dramatic and sarcastic, so was he—— he was the reigning monarch in it, after all. ❝ Are you saying that being in my (( PRESENCE )) isn't enough to constitute a party ? Well now I'm ( HURT ) too ! The others will make their way back here I reckon, then we'll have a party. ❞ .
CONTINUED FROM HERE
Dan took the whiskey glass with an eyeroll, "Of course, Damon." he muttered, "Our friendship hinges on the fact I have access to the whiskey." he teased, though he held up the glass in Damon's direction to toast them, "Though, I have to say, if drinking in silence on your front porch is your idea of a party I'm worried."
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↪ 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 ᵗʰᵉ 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝑴𝑰𝑫𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 . ( a collection of sentence starters from disney’s 2014 film into the woods . adjust phrasing as necessary .)
the king is giving a festival !
i wish the walls were full of gold , i wish a lot of things .
sometimes i wonder what’s going on in that head of yours .
what are you doing ? stop your pretending .
are you certain of your way ?
the way is clear , the light is good .
the woods are just trees , the trees are just wood .
are you really wearing that ?
it’s not what i wish , it’s what you wish .
i could’ve turned him into stone . or a dog . or a chair .
a small price to pay for what you stole from me .
well , that’s another story . nevermind , anyway .
sorry , i’m still not mollified .
how could you do that ?
your father was no father , so why should you be ?
we’re starving , [ name ] ! don’t you understand that ?
we have to live , i don’t care how .
look what i found . here , take this .
no , i can do this on my own .
it may be all in vain , you know .
i have no fear , nor no one should .
careful not to lose the way .
what’s your rush ? you’re missing all the flowers .
look what you’re ignoring .
why do you think i asked you to do it in the first place ?
get me what i need … get me what i need !
you’d look pretty foolish .
i’d rather a wolf than you any day !
you shouldn’t be here , it’s not safe in these woods .
i was just trying to help .
we have one chance . don’t you see that ?
i’m not sure i’m cut out to be a father .
if you can’t do this for yourself , can’t you at least do it for me ?
don’t you look lovely today , my dear ?
i brought your favorite .
i can’t believe i just did that .
wait a minute , i never thanked you .
i’m sorry . i should’ve known better .
i had been so careful , i never had cared .
he made me feel excited , well … excited and scared .
they will not protect you the way they should .
nice is different than good .
isn’t it nice to know a lot … and a little bit not ?
oh , get your head out of the clouds !
i just need to catch my breath .
aren’t you the lucky one ?
please don’t let them know that i’m here .
i’ve never lied to royalty before .
it’s not quite what i expected .
you’re free to do whatever pleases you .
steal what you can and run !
you’re back again , only different than before .
i never even reached home .
who cares ? get it back .
get away from me with that , you fool .
i shouldn’t have yelled .
i will make things right , and we can carry on with our lives .
will you go ? please . go .
when the one thing you want … is the only thing out of your reach .
the woods can be a dangerous place .
i thought you were returning home !
do you mean you’re going to let me stay with you ?
perhaps it will take two of us to have this child .
i thought one was enough , it’s not true . it takes two of us .
when the journey was tough , it took two of us .
at home i’d fear we’d stay the same forever .
what did i clearly say ? what were you not to do ?
what have i been to you ? what would you have me be ?
i embarrass you . you are ashamed of me .
don’t you know what’s out there in the world ?
someone has to shield you from the world . stay with me .
who out there could love you more than i ?
the world is dark and wild .
stay a child while you can be a child .
i gave you protection , and yet you disobeyed me .
where you’re going , no one will ever see you again .
whichever you pick , do it quick .
it’s fun to deceive when you know you can leave , but you have to be wary .
at home , they don’t care . i’m better off there , where there’s nothing to choose so there’s nothing to lose .
wait , please ! i haven’t much time .
that makes no sense !
what is that you have in your hand ?!
i would recognize these beautiful eyes anywhere .
is that you ? i’m blind , i can’t see .
you could’ve been killed !
i was just thinking of the greater good .
i don’t have the constitution .
as long as i can be no help , i’m going to hide .
i don’t know where they think they’re going .
this is who i truly am , my dear .
why did you run off ?
i will not come with you .
you leave me no choice .
i shouldn’t complain .
i’m not allowed to leave the palace unescorted .
if you’d like , you can come with me .
i shall not forget you , and how alive you’ve made me feel .
you’re hurting me !
stop , stop ! i said stop !
this is all my fault .
remorse will get you nowhere .
when you’re dead , you’re dead !
this is no time to be soft - hearted !
you’re responsible , you’re the one to blame . it’s your fault !
you’re all liars and thieves .
you’ll just do what you do .
it doesn’t matter if we’re together or apart .
i’m sorry , i did a foolish thing .
i didn’t realize , i was being careless . selfish .
you stole and got caught and did what you do !
i hated myself . i ran away from my guilt and shame .
aren’t you making the same mistake ?
be better than me .
i knew you wouldn’t give up .
that doesn’t matter , now .
first , we’ll need a weapon .
i did not recognize you , what are you doing here ?
maybe i’m not your only love .
if you love me , why did you stray ?
i thought that if you were mine , i would never wish for more .
i was raised to be charming , not sincere .
i think you should go .
i’m glad you’re here to help me .
you are not alone . no one is alone .
you’ll do nothing of the kind .
what he did was wrong . he should be punished .
it’s not as easy as that .
who can say what’s true ?
believe me , no one is alone .
people make mistakes . fathers , mothers , people make mistakes .
you decide what’s right . you decide what’s good .
just remember , someone is on your side . someone else is not .
i miss her , too .
how can i go about being a father when i had no father to show me ?
sometimes people leave you … do not let it grieve you , no one leaves for good .
things will be alright now .
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Mama said, "Fulfill the prophecy, Be something greater, go make a legacy, Manifest destiny, back in the days, We wanted everything, wanted everything" Mama said, "Burn your biographies, Rewrite your history, light up your wildest dreams, Museum victories, every day, We wanted everything, wanted everything"
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“I’m terribly broken up over it.”
▶;; { video game memes: “dragon age: origins” (2009) vol 1 🧙🏼♂️🐲🤺 } ↳ Ali - @verbenaadverse
❝ Oh yeah ? I can just (( FEEL )) the remorse dripping from your words. ❞ Damon rolled his eyes— the snark was his thing, he didn't need his little sister throwing sarcastic lines at him back. He had a reputation to maintain here!
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His family called the "bunny diet" being "vegetarian vampires"? That was oddly—— cute? He supposed he got the metaphor if not the reason for depriving oneself like that, ❝ So you mean you don't react (( AUTOMATICALLY )) to the blood ? Or just that once you do you can reign yourself in ? Because most of us have the second one figured out. ❞ Damon assumed it had to be the first, a whole family of what sounded like rippers was just too funny to him—— maybe Stefan had found his people. ❝ I get the whole ((( NO KILLING ))) thing, I guess, but why don't you drink from blood bags ? ❞ .
"It is gross, I was a vegetarian before I was a vampire so, believe me that was an adjustment. Like an actual vegetarian, not a metaphorical vegetarian that's ironically the opposite of a vegetarian if you think about..." Jack trailed off, realising he was rambling, "Well, then according to my family, my vampire family, I'm the opposite of that, me and my twin, we feel the hunger a bit but it's manageable." he could talk about his time in Victoria's 'coven', but he didn't really want to, not with a stranger, they might not understand.
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STARTER CALL
Just for short starters.
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✧ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES PROMPTS ! ( PART I . )
* A MIXTURE OF TVD S1 - S2 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
‘ You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.. ‘
‘ I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.. ‘
‘ But wherever you go, people die.. ‘
‘ I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. ‘
‘ Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire? ‘
‘ I like being the eternal stud. ‘
‘ You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. ‘
‘ Everything you know, and every belief that you have, is about to change. ‘
‘ I’m getting really bored and really impatient, and I don’t do bored and impatient. ‘
‘ How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh? ‘
‘ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated. ‘
‘ Tip for later - be careful who you invite in the house. ‘
‘ I promise I will keep your secret, but…I can’t be with you. ‘
‘ It’s so not what you’re craving, but it’ll do in a pinch. ‘
‘ Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ‘
‘ How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done? ‘
‘ This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood! ‘
‘ Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesn’t have to be. ‘
‘ You confuse me for someone with remorse.. ‘
‘ Why does everybody have to die on me? ‘
‘ Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person. ‘
‘ After a century, I finally realized death means nothing without you. ‘
‘ I couldn’t miss your hundredth and…whatever birthday. ‘
‘ You saved my life - I’m sparing yours. We’re even. ‘
‘ It’s not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunk cake and a handbook. ‘
‘ You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me? ‘
‘ Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. ‘
‘ It’s not like we all hang out at the ‘vamp bar and grill’. ‘
‘ You know…you were there in the road, all ‘damsel in distress’-like. ‘
‘ You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. ‘
‘ Now you remember that. Because it’s never happening again. ‘
‘ If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it. ‘
‘ What if your blood hasn’t passed out of her system?! ‘
‘ You went in there not knowing if you could come back out? ‘
‘ Is that a vampire thing? ‘Cause I read vampires don’t like running water. ‘
‘ First rule about vampires: don’t believe anything you read. ‘
‘ So you want a pity turn? I don’t think so. ‘
‘ You should turn me ‘cause I don’t have anything else. ’
‘ Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. ‘
‘ Can you just not joke around for two seconds? ‘
‘ We’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ‘
‘ Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend. ‘
‘ You know this vampire problem is real, right? It’s a potential bloodbath. ‘
‘ Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news? ‘
‘ I wanted to feed on him, and it took everything inside of me not to do it. ‘
‘ I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never… I’ve never felt before in my entire life ‘
‘ Does that mean you’re okay, now, with all the cravings? ‘
‘ You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires.. ‘
‘ I’m talking about the fact that you’re a closet blood junkie. ‘
‘ There’s that switch - sometimes it goes off and you snap… ‘
‘ If you’re just gonna mock me, could you move along, please? ‘
‘ He has a fridge, full of stolen blood bank contraband, in the house. ‘
‘ Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it. ‘
‘ I wanted to drain every ounce of blood from that girl’s body. ‘
‘ I like being a living dead person. ‘
‘ So either kill me or compel me, because I don’t believe it. ‘
‘ I’m a vampire. What’s your excuse? ‘
‘ Come on, don’t pout about it. We got a body to bury. ‘
‘ Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? ‘
‘ What do you know about werewolves? ‘
‘ You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church? ‘
‘ So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test? ‘
‘ That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! ‘
‘ It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I can’t even imagine. ‘
‘ Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust. ‘
‘ We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. ‘
‘ You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask. ‘
‘ What is up with that family? They’re not vampires, what the hell are they? ‘
‘ I’m just happy that’s a, uh– a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner. ‘
‘ At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to. ‘
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“Right… very creepy. Forget I asked.”
▶;; { video game memes: “dragon age: origins” (2009) vol 1 🧙🏼♂️🐲🤺 } ↳ Jack - @violantdesires
❝ It's not creepy it's (( GENIUS )), kid. Not my fault you can't see it. ❞ the vampire shrugged—— this kid's family re-start school every year and he was the creepy one? Damon needed a break. ❝ If you're going to be so ((( RUDE ))) I won't offer you a blood bag. ❞ the older vampire waved a bag of O+ in front of the younger one—— not really expecting him to want it now, but if he was anything like Damon's bunny-eating younger brother, once he saw the blood he'd change his tune .
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“Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
▶;; { howl’s moving castle {sentence starters} } ↳ Ali - @seerkin
As instructed, the older vampire did not react, but if Ali thought that meant he had no questions she was extremely mistaken, ❝ How long ? Who is it ? ((( WHY ))) ? ❞ all were asked under his breath—— unless someone was a vampire who was stood right next to them, they shouldn't be able to hear, ❝ …are we thinking werewolf, vampire, (( HUNTER )) ? ❞ .
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Howl’s Moving Castle {Sentence Starters}
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Lets run! Don’t fight them!”
“Hey, hey! We’re busy here!”
“Wait! You can’t come up here!”
“I don’t care if you’re a monster.”
“I just organized things. Nothing’s ruined.”
“Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”
“I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”
“It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful, before.”
“That is ancient sorcery… and quite powerful, too.”
“Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I don’t cook! I’m a scary and powerful fire demon!”
“I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!”
“I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”
“The mark may be gone, but the spell is still there.”
“And while you’re at it, make hot water for my bath.”
“Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“After the war, they won’t recall they ever were human.”
“Here’s another curse for you: may all your bacon burn.”
“It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“Knowing you’d be there gave me the courage to show up.”
“Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let’s be honest.”
“You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”
“Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”
“You… you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“There you are, sweetheart, sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“I know I can be of help to you, even though I’m not pretty and all I’m good at is cleaning.”
“He’s calling the spirits of darkness… I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
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