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nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

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they are making being sloppy illegal

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

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this is the energy we will be bringing into 2025

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YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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Where it started / How it's going

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nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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my tired ass was really looking for a caption on this post for 10 seconds before realizing its an ad

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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??