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I think dainsleif in the modern setting would be so funny
I’m just imagining a sopping wet noodle of a man (with all due love) dain sitting in his tiny cubicle in the most normal looking office being like “…the horrors….” and everyone is like “ok” or he starts talking about how his girlfriend abandoned him in the company cafeteria while everyone is trying to enjoy their lunch.
Also he keeps appearing out of nowhere and then disappearing all the time.
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I'm so happy 😭😭😭 my little radish is home
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Yandere men the first time you return their affections
Characters: Xiao, Diluc, Zhongli, Ayato, Childe
TW: mentions of sex, captivity, general yandere content, isolation and manipulation, drugs with Childe
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Diluc
Oh Diluc would be a mess. The first time you hand brushes his cheek? He completely freezes, standing stiff as a board and wondering if it actually happened.
He'd blush, turning his gaze away even as he steps closer to you. You thought his clinginess was bad before? It's worse now.
He's a starving man who's been given just a sip of water
Now he wants the rest. He almost needs to have your loving touch
And he'll do anything to get it
Xiao
Doesn't react, doesn't even seem to notice. You get a blink, maybe. But other than that he doesn't react.
He will admit the hug feels nice but he doesn't get human interaction. He's seen other humans hug, but he's never had one.
It's not like he left you alone for long! What's a few weeks in the span of a lifetime. You have everything you need in the teapot.
When you finally pull back, not completely letting him go, you see the lightest blush in his cheeks, spreading to the tips of his ears.
Doesn't understand it, but definitely wants another one once he has time to process.
Also will not hesitate to leave you alone for a couple more weeks in the hopes that you might give him another hug.
Zhongli
Oh boy.
It's in your contract to be affectionate. As husband and wife would be. But willingly? You've always kept that from him.
His breath hitches the first time you willingly lean against him or cuddle him.
He's like someone who has a cat unexpectedly sit on them. Nope. Sorry. Can't do his archon duties today. He can't move.
But then his arm is around your waist and something breaks in you, a little bit of that iron will that attracted the archon of stone to you in the first place.
It's fine. Don't think about that right now. His hand is so warm and soft, rubbing up and down your back.
After all, you have a contract for eternity. And Zhongli is nothing but patient waiting for you to break down even more.
Ayato
This prideful man. Absolutely no shame in him.
Becoming the mistress to the Kamisato clan was already hard for you. Ayato tried to make it better, but he was busy. There's a lot of work to be done.
He often works late, and by extension so do you. He doesn't want to put a lot of work on you, but it's healthy to share the burden, isn't it?
He doesn't realize how late it is until your head falls against his shoulder, breathing soft and even. Ayato freezes, glancing at the clock from the corner of his eye. It is rather late.
You hardly shift as he picks you up, cradling you in his arms. A small murmur leaves your lips, gentle and soft.
Your eyes barely open through the haze of sleep. Ayato nuzzles your head, and without thinking of the consequences you lean into the touch, nuzzling back and burying your face into the crook of his neck. You're asleep before you can think about it.
Ayato almost preens. He's waited too long for you to return his affections. You've opened a door you can't close.
Give this man an inch and he'll take several. Or rather you will later.
Childe
Childe just has one thought the first time you touch him
Finally
It took long enough for it to kick in. He'll have to up the dose next time, but for now your movements are uncoordinated and sloppy
But that just makes you cute. The glazed over eyes are so cute. You really are perfect.
Sure, he likes it when you fight back, but sometimes he'd also like you to want to touch him.
Or to get down on your knees for him. After all, he provides and protects you, the least you could do was worship him a bit.
He should have done this ages ago.
#xiao#xiao x reader#yandere xiao#yandere genshin#yandere genshin impact#ayato#ayato x reader#yandere ayato#diluc#diluc x reader#zhongli x reader#zhongli#childe x reader#childe
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I’ve been thinking about this for a bit but...yandere Xiao x reader but with a mafia.
TW: imprisonment, punishments, conditioning, kidnapping, lots of implied stuff, general yandere content
He’s taken over after Zhongli, though Xiao instantly gains a reputation for being much less...discreet about how he gets rid of his enemies and people who displease him.
What can he say, he’s always had a short temper and little patience for stupidity.
You though, somehow you didn’t even mean to get caught up in this mess. You just worked at the café down the street, sometimes stopping to chat with regular customers.
You’re not even sure when it becomes a thing. When suddenly this man with piercing gold eyes stares at you from outside, or when he starts coming in and placing orders for tea in a gruff voice.
The tea always goes untouched. But those bright golden eyes never leave you.
Looking back, you can see the build up easily. At the moment though, you thought that he was just a shy man who didn’t know how to talk to people. Even when he came in with others, his lackeys, as you had learned, he never spoke to them.
You even remember the mistake that you made. Thinking back, you wish you had simply told your coworker you were taking a break and quit your job.
You had smiled at him.
It was all over from then on.
Once a day trips became twice a day, then three times, until it felt like he never left. After enough orders, you had finally worked up the courage to ask for his name.
“Xiao,” he replied in a rough voice, then snatched his tea up and sat in his usual spot, the place that always seemed to let him stare at you.
Your coworker warned you once, to stay away. You had brushed her off, because it felt easier to, because although he looked strong, and something about him made you uncomfortable, you didn’t think you were in any real danger.
Well, at least right then you didn’t.
It changed one day when you were working late, trying to close, and the only people left were you and Xiao. His tea must have long since gone cold, but when you silently offered to take it, he shook his head, wrapping his hands around the cup.
So you closed up shop, wished him goodnight, and listened as you turned away to the sound of his shoes clicking on the sidewalk just a couple feet behind you.
“Y/n,” he had said so suddenly, in the quietness of night. In your bag, you held your keys a bit tighter, a wave of unease boring into you.
You could feel his eyes on the back of your skull.
“Do you do this every night? It’s not safe to walk home alone.” Xiao crossed his arms, fabric rustling as you slowly turned back to look at him.
“I’ll be fine,” you reassured, though it felt rather closer to talking to a brick wall. “You don’t have to worry.”
He grunted, a small little sound, but one still heard. When he said nothing, you turned, only to hear Xiao snap his fingers.
Something hit you on the back of the head, pain radiating through your skull, and the world went black.
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It’s been months since then, at least you think. Xiao doesn’t allow you outside. Sometimes though, if you bother him enough, you can convince him to let you near a window.
The scenery never changes outside. It’s always a view into the walled off garden that his yakuza group has in the estate. Always the same perfect trees and flowers.
A snip of perfection in what has quickly become your prison.
It’s fine, Xiao reassures you. He had to do so a lot more in the beginning, when you had cried and begged him to let you go.
You’re too weak, he told you. You don’t need anything out there.
But truly you wondered to yourself who wouldn’t be weak compared to him, and the resources he had at his disposal.
So you often beg for an inch only to be given less. You get a few more feet on the chain around your ankle. You get books when you behave. Maybe. He really doesn’t want to give you much.
At least most of the men under Xiao’s order take some kind of pity on you. They aren’t cruel, but they don’t help you either.
No one wants to take away what makes their boss happy, after all. And you sure do.
Xiao loves being able to come home to you. He loves being able to bury himself between your thighs and forget about all his work. Sure, he still has a little blood on him, but don’t worry about it. You’ll get used to it. He promises.
And sadly, you do.
It doesn’t bother you as much as it did at first. It still makes your stomach turn to feel the tackiness of blood against your skin, and the way it itches when it dries.
Xiao is slightly open to the idea of showering when he first comes back to you. But only if you come with him. Get ready for some rough fucking to reward his good behavior towards you.
It takes a while for Xiao to finally get you to smile at him again, the way you did in the café for the first time. It takes him for him to teach you the way you should react.
Sure, he’s hit you a few times but only when you try to escape! Why do you even do that? You don’t ever get past the guards. Why do you even try?
Still, just because of that though, doesn’t mean you should flinch when he tries to touch you. He’ll just have to touch you more until you learn not to do that. What do you mean its instinctive? Just stop. It looks like he’s going to have to spend the whole day with you, touching you until you get used to it.
He should have just taken you from the first moment he saw you. Being out there on your own gave you too many ideas. He is more than happy to work with you on removing all those ideas of “leaving.”
You’ll get used to it. It just takes time. And some... rather unsavory punishments for attempts to leave.
Don’t worry, he’ll always be here for you. He’ll always provide and keep you safe.
And when he finally can retire and let someone else take over the organization, he’ll have all the more time to spend with you.
#xiao#xiao x reader#genshin impact#yandere genshin impact#yandere xiao#yandere xiao x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader
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Whenever people write Pantalone x reader things (myself included), I feel like it's always some variation of this 😂
#pantalone#pantalone x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact#genshin pantalone#yandere pantalone x reader#yandere genshin impact
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Capitano is my favorite harbinger and I've decided he needs so much more content. I need to write for him
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You break up with them
Girl, what in the world do you think you're doing? You think these men are going to let you go that easily? They love you too much for that.
I had to make a new blog because tumblr decided to shadowban my old one 🙃 so here's a new post to celebrate and I'll be moving my other posts over here soon!
TW: toxic behavior, yandere content, drugging, emotional manipulation
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Pretends he doesn't hear it. I'm sorry, you said something? You repeat yourself, louder this time, and he just gives you a blank stare. If you ask him for a reply, he doesn't say anything. Maybe blinks, mostly just goes back to whatever it was he was doing. If you demand an answer, he will plainly reply with that you're not breaking up, because that has to be mutual. And he doesn't agree.
Oh, you're going to leave? That isn't going to happen. He just needs to show you that this is the best way. You're smart, you'll learn quickly.
Cyno, Alhaitham, Albedo, Zhongli
Simply does not comprehend. Will stare at you blankly as well, but not because he's ignoring you, but because he doesn't understand. Breaking up? You don't want to see him anymore? That doesn't make sense. You must be sick. Sit down, let him take care of you, he'll get you a blanket or something. You're obviously not right in the head, this is why you need him. Stop talking about it, discussion is closed until you feel better and see reason.
Xiao, Razor, Chongyun
He does not take the news well. You were expecting that, which is why you're in public and he has to keep some kind of face/persona up. If you're lucky, he'll be smart enough to keep that up, but you bet he won't be letting you walk away. But the moment you try to get up and say that it's not working out, his hand has your wrist in a vice hard enough to leave bruises. A quiet "we'll talk about this at home" is hissed at you, and he jerks you back into your seat. You better finish your meal without fuss and hope beyond hope that when he gets you back home that he pretends it was all just a joke. After all, you'd never really leave him, would you?
Childe, Diluc, Ayato, Xingqiu
If you're dumb enough to try this at home where no one else is there, he's just going to think it's a joke. If you're smart, you'll play along and laugh when he does. Because the moment that he realizes that you're serious, the smile slides off his face. It takes exactly two seconds for you to realize you've made a mistake. Hopefully, he lets you off easy, but you are definitely in for some rough fucking.
Kaeya, Childe, Wanderer / Scaramouche,
Actually gets really hurt over it. How could you think about leaving him? You're in for a huge guilt trip. If you can make it through that, he'll let you get to the door before he decides to stop you. Just give him another chance. He'll be perfect for you, if you'd let him. Here, relax, sit back, he'll make you something to eat. Don't worry about what's in it, just think about him spoiling you.
Kazuha, Gorou, Tighnari, Venti, Thoma
#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin#yandere#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#xiao#razor#venti#thoma#tighnari#gorou#kazuha#kaeya#childe#scaramouche#diluc#ayato#xingqiu#zhongli#cyno#alhaitham#albedo
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Sooooo much writing to do but tomorrow I'm going to write how the yandere boys would react to a breakup lol
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It sucks but out with the old and in with the new!! At least it gave me plenty of time to write.
New blog because Tumblr decided to shadowban my old one 😖
I'll be moving everything over here today and tomorrow.
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Hi there!
I'm Bird. Some people call me Bee, some people call me Birdie. Whatever you feel comfortable with is fine by me.
I enjoy writing and genshin impact, especially the yandere side of it.
Requests are open.
Masterlist will be compiled TBA.
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New blog because Tumblr decided to shadowban my old one 😖
I'll be moving everything over here today and tomorrow.
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