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A world where Rose Tyler lives as long as the Doctor, not because she used her time as Bad Wolf to change herself, or because her cells changed over time, but because the Doctor used his short time with the vortex to tie his timeline to Rose, so he’d never have to spend a second without her.

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Shippy, do you think there's anyone Jack Harkness *wouldn't* kiss?

Uh, no, and that should be obvious. There is also nobody who wouldn’t kiss Jack Harkness.

Hell, even I’d give him a kiss. The kiss of death! For showing up seconds too late and letting that stupid Dalek ruin the reunion between Rose and her idiot Doctor. Damn that Jack! His timing is almost as bad as the Doctors. Interrupting dances, late to kill Daleks. Kissing is about the only thing he’s good for.

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Hey, hey humans!

I’m in a giving mood so my ask box will be open for the next 24 hours if anybody wishes to seek my wisdom.

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Do you humans ever think about how Rose Tyler could do so much better than a stupid peacock time twat?

I think about that a lot.

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The Shippy Dalek commentates popular Doctor x Rose scenes. 13/?

  Corin?!

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The Shippy Dalek commentates popular Doctor x Rose scenes. 12/?

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💗SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP IT GOING💗

I am wonderful. Thank you for acknowledging my greatness. You obviously have a modicum of intelligence..for a human.

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What do you think of the Dalek (I don't know it's name... you all look the same...) who finally shot the Doctor?

I hate that guy. I mean, great job shooting the Doctor but also worst timing ever.

Click here for more of my thoughts about that idiot cock blocker. 

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what are your thoughts about tentwo?

One thought is that the dude got the worst genetics ever. Part human (gross) and part Doctor (double gross). 

You can find my other thoughts about Tentoo here.

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What do you think of the Doctor and River Song?

Click here to read my thoughts on River Song.

Basically River could have been awesome but the Doctor ruined her just like they ruin everything else in the universe. You could have been a badass River but the Doctor made you soft.

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Dear Shippy Dalek, you have been so silent. Is it because there are no questions (people would love to ask if they just knew you were answering again) or have you been on a vacation with Rose and the Doctor?

I have not been on vacation with Rose and the Doctor. They would never let me tag along. I wouldn’t want to anyway. They’re always making eyes at each other. They don’t even talk! They just eye each other and giggle. Like, come on guys. You’ve been married for years. Put it back in your pants already.

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What did you think about the episode Doomsday?

I thought it was complete crap. Rose pours her heart out and what does she get for it? She gets ghosted that’s what!

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What do you say to the haters who think things would change because the Doctor is a woman now, Shippy?

I’d say: Does it really matter if the Doctor is a man or a woman? Either way the Doctor is the most terrible person to have ever existed. Man, woman, or cardboard box, it doesn’t matter. One thing will never change..the Doctor is the worst.

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Do Daleks have any snack dispensers inside their armor? What do you do when you really just want a custard cream (or the Dalek equivalent)? Are you jealous that all the Doctor has to do is press a lever with her foot and receive a snack from the TARDIS?

We do not have snack dispensers in our armor and we do not eat custard creams. We don’t eat much of anything really. We find nourishment in the terrified screams and tears of our enemies. That’s not really true. I basically survive on mashed potatoes. So, no, I am not jealous of the Doctor and her silly new cookie dispenser. It’s probably just the TARDIS finding a way to control the Doctor. Smart really. Whenever she starts to get particularly annoying the TARDIS can just spit out a cookie and shut her right up. That clever ship should have installed one a couple regenerations ago for that childish bow tie one.

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What do you think would have been different about the first episode if Rose had been there?

Well unlike the idiot Doctor, Rose wouldn’t have fallen out of the TARDIS so Rose would have gone wherever the TARDIS went. The only difference in the episode would have been the Doctor switching between frantically worrying about Rose and gushing about her to her new friends. 

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Im reading old posts of yours and you predicted the whole doc making a good dalek thing u truly are great

Did I? Well I’m not surprised. I’m awesome that way.