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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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Now THIS is allyship.

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

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poor long man jenkins. he’s so full of poison but the bugs are eating him anyway.

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Not to kill your fun or anything my dude but I noticed you reblogged a picture of some place in Russia for the aesthetic and I just.... Do you even know what goes on in Russia? I try to stay away from reblogging anything about it and you should too....

im russian

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decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

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So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

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Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

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From my favoritest vet friend: “When I was giving birth the doctor complained about the cost of bloodwork for her cat…while she was checking how dilated I was….”

The image below reads:

“This is how I envision what will happen to me when I get covid:

Me: laying in a hospital bed, coughing, looking and feeling miserable, possibly intubated

My doctor: can I ask you about my dog?”

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1872 Alfred Richard Diethe - Portrait of a girl in a park landscape (Princess Mathilde of Saxony ?)

(Private collection)

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This review for a dog life jacket is sending me

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