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dead wife who you painstakingly bring back to life only for her to divorce you like a week later

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random beastified coach doodles that aren’t rly in any kind of plot

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goes crazy ^_^

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Coming soon: A Second Darkness | a fancomic written by @batphobique and illustrated by me.

this is not incest and the creators request you do not tag it as such.

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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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i’ve been diagnosed with needy and annoying disease. i will be put down now.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

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Willow Rosenberg — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Two (1997-1998)

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Robin : How petty can you get?

Nancy : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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I'm your favorite blogger's blocked mutual in law

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New sticker design 🫶

Stickers here

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