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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.
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DISCO ELYSIUM
IS NOW ON INTERNET ARCHIVE
UPLOADED BY ROBERT KURVITZ HIMSELF
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural
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you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there
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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???
So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"
But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????
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Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs
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I think people who consider aromanticism as "basically straight" underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.
Whether you're a kid in school with classmates who won't take "no one" as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you've never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc... They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.
It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.
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some of my favorite occupations on what’s my line
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Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.
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I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)
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when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just
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