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when you’ve procrastinated for a month and now everything is due in 12 hours
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*furious dabbing*
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when you’re trying to speak, but someone keeps cutting you off
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“don’t look, but there’s a bug”
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when you’re on a family road trip and you’ve finally arrived at the destination
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thinking of the perfect instagram caption only to find the typo three days later
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when your sleepover hits 4:00 AM
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Me trying to barter for cheap shots
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my type of party
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when there’s always some ungrateful brat out there not appreciating your love
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when you gotta say something for class
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forgetting to shave at the start of spring
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when your friends are acting up in public
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when you first learn of King Midas
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on your first blind date like
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channeling your inner Mariah Carey like
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vague post
there are SOME people who I’m friends with who are VERY BEAUTIFUL and KINDHEARTED and they only deserve the best
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