thescornfulreader

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Yeah shut up.

I hate it when people criticize me for being in fandoms and being a little bit enthusiastic about them

I mean, dude, you get batshit crazy for a bunch of people running after a ball. Literally. You spend hundreds in shirts and caps and you get into real fights because of it.

Like seriously shut up

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A nice day for a walk... and pose for a picture. 😒

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Oh my goodness, I'm screaming.

the best part of being a cake decorator is seeing what color my boogers are at the end of the day.

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being blocked by the president on twitter vs being censored on tumblr for being gay vs snapchat showing everyone I’ve ever met where I live, work, and will die one day

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Still obsessed with this lipcolor. 💋

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My national anthemmmm

Shinzou wo Sasage Yo! Lyrics & Translation (Attack on Titan Season 2 Opening Theme)

Japanese lyrics transcribed by Aria Celeste.

Translation by @darkcyradis:

English Translation:

Shinzou wo Sasage Yo! (Devote Your Heart!)

I wanted to believe that there was no worse hell than this But even so, when Humanity’s day of disaster comes, it is always without warning… The sound that raps upon our door is unfailingly a harsh and rude one Coming uninvited, the day of disaster is like a nightmare…

Those who betray the bygone past Are enemies who should be exterminated! With what kinds of expressions and eyes Did they watch us that day?

What must we throw away to be able to win out over the devil? Even our lives and our souls aren’t too great a price to pay!

Devote! Devote! Devote your heart! All the sacrifices Have been for the sake of this moment right now

Devote! Devote! Devote your heart! With your own hands, tear your way through To the future we should progress toward!

Japanese:

「心臓を捧げよ！」

歌手：Linked Horizon

これ以上の地獄はないだろうと信じたかった

されど人類最悪の日はいつも唐突に…

扉を叩く音は絶えず 酷く無作法に

招かれざる最悪の日は悪夢のように…

過ぎし日を裏切る者

奴等は駆逐すべき敵だ！

あの日どんな顔で瞳で　俺達を見つめていた

何を捨てれば悪魔を凌げる？

命さえ　魂さえ　けっして惜しくなどはない！

捧げよ！捧げよ！心臓を捧げよ！

全ての犠牲は今　この時のために！

捧げよ！捧げよ！心臓を捧げよ！

進むべき未来をその手で切り拓け！

**Please do not use this translation without crediting me and linking back to this post.**

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It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.

Lemony Snicket (via quinnandersonwrites)

Yeah. Me.

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I love how this turned out.

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Love is no game! It is no flowery softness! It is hard work – a quest that never ends. It demands everything from you – especially the truth. Only then does it yield rewards.

House of Hades

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Love is a path lined with roses,” I say bitterly. “But it leads to a cliff’s edge, and all who follow it tumble to their doom. You will not find your happiness there.

Forbidden Wish

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I guess the most epic romances are still tucked away within the pages of her favorite novels, safely swathed in inked lies and faded paper promises. Forever fictional. Just like love.

Ink and Lies

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He looks so fluffy and cuddly

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He's soooo cute.

Misha collins is the most adorable person ever, how can anyone not love this cast!?!

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So I’m new to tumblr and my poor brain is really confused, i don’t understand shit!

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true that!

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job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me