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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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fursuit PURSUIT

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how could you crush her dreams like this, shane.

(based the chicken tiktok that i'll link in reblog cuz idk if tumblr will screw me over for having a link in the og post)

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@wyvbee

hey new followers and dog enjoyers

my old doggy doodles post is suddenly getting hella notes and lots of comments wishing the full set was still available (it was posted on twitter rip) so i've made it available to download on kofi and itch.io!

and here's some ones that didn't get posted on tumblr before, as a treat.

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it hasn't fully hit sam yet that he's going to have to mop this up.

shane is going through a stage of grief.

(and yes i did indeed do 2 different drawings for 2 different fandoms with the same meme at once—i couldn't decide on which one it fit better so i just went with both ok dontjudgeme)

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it's hysterical.

"I mean, I'm supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that's really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don't get sued if you get broken into."

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(Source)

A chance meeting between Julien Cohen and the 10-year-old prodigy Yeonah Kim at an airport. Magic happens.

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people think they shouldn't vote as a protest or whatever because they've been raised on boycotts. which do sometimes work.

boycotts deprive the target of money.

not voting does not deprive the government of money.

it does, however, deprive you of power.

it's not like a boycott.

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That's not how demographics work.

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So romantic

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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

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Happy #SnoopyDay ! 🖤🤍🐾

Snoopy first appeared in the Peanuts comic strip 74 years ago today on October 4, 1950! ❤️

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I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is