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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

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the world is healing

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weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL

BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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New “Cat Fangs” handbag by female Japanese special effects artist turned fashion designer Malicious.X.

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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

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I love the kind of books that are written from the perspective of a completely ordinary animal, telling a story of their ordinary life, painstakingly researched to be as close to nature as possible, save for being written out in a language that humans understand. The challenge is always in how much the author tries to anthrophormise the animals, I especially hate when they're given humanlike ideas of love and romance. I'm more down for them having their own bizarre religion than them having stable, monogamous romantic relationships if the subject animal does not actually do that in nature. Like rather give me a story about a completely regular deer buck who observes the beginning of rut like

It's starting to be that time of the year when I become stupid. I hope I won't get killed or injured this year from doing anything idiotic. Hey who the fuck is that guy, get the fuck off my turf.

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its so funny to see durgetash with heavily modded durges because without fail it looks like this.

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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Sniffs you with my proboscis

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big plans tonight

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PLEASE BE HETEROSEXUAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE