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//Hello, everyone, i still don’t know when I’ll be able to come back here, suffering from a bit of a lack of muse/time. Meawhile, I’m sticking with my group here on tumblr, i have all my oc’s there, so if anyone wants to come find me you can take a look!!  Main , Rules,  Plot  We’re a small group, but we’re very welcoming, active and always ready to plot with everyone! If you’d like a chill, family-like group of people and a nice place for your ocs you’d be more than welcomed here <3

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//Hello, I still live! I don’t have much of a muse for Lorne, I will try to do things here soon, meanwhile I’m hanging in my group with my ocs! I am sorry, i’ll try to do things here soon, hope everyone is doing alright <3

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//Hello guys it has been a long while. I'm really sorry I vanished like this. I think i rushed into the canon characters RP a little, i haven't palyed Lorne in a long time and although it came easy to me, i feel like i don't have the time to dedicate here as much as I'd like to. I've also been dedicated to my group Mumu a lot and that kinda made neglet Lorne a little. That being Said, I'm going on a short hiatus because I want to make this blog work! I just need to figure out how to manage myself and my time :) Expect me to come back as soon as possible, this is not a goodbye!!!! However if anyone wants to find me and where i spent most of my time this os my current group :

Hope you guys are having fun, and I'm be back very soon! ♥️

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Three Colors that represent your biggest flaw 

tagged by : @fiveslays​  Tagging : Ya’ll!

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*wants to rp with everyone*

*stares at one draft for three hours*

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fiveslays​:

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heel turns to side;    taking in every crease of the building as he corrects julian over the flower arrangement he was obviously screwing up and god was he.   now faith was no flower girl but to see what he was trying to put together…    might as well throw it in a blender and let it die.    

(      note to self:    listen to lorne about decoration tips.   skip julian and go straight to the green man.      )

❝         hope i’m not interruptin’ anything,       ❞       she says,    the last thing she wants to do is get in anyone’s hair,   especially his.    he’d been by her side as her jugular bled out and her pulse was fading.   of course she didn’t know he was there,   the sentiment was nice.    much like the hug he wrapped her into.   she wasn’t a hugger but she’d swallow it down and return the favor.   he was a cool dude,   the little time she did know him she’d come to respect him and to faith,   gaining her respect got you further.         ❝         ha,   you know me..   always one with the kickin’.       ❞       she cracks a joke,    smile emitting in his presence.        ❝         same old,   same old.    takin’ a crack at the state lines,    give some bad demon a timeout long time comin’,   takin’ in strays.    speakin’ of strays…    do y’⸺       ❞           

ow!      

she’s cut off,   her demon…    well she wouldn’t call him friend,   go with acquaintance comes stumbling in through the doors and faith shakes her head.   clumsy fucker.          ❝         ⸺     you take ‘em in    ?       ❞       she lightly jokes but the question remains.    a demon in some serious need and hey she could get behind that - wasn’t that long ago when she was the one in need and here she was,   helping someone else out.    she could almost feel the cosmic scales tip just a bit to the right in her favor even though she isn’t doing it for a good old scale tip but because what other choice was there than to correct the power you’ve misused in the past    ?          

the fumbling behind her catches her attention and suddenly she feels like she’s babysitting a four year old…   just her luck.       ❝         alright listen up,    get adjusted,    make yourself at home but not too at home,   someone needs to put a leash on you sometime for your own safety.    no offense d dog.       ❞        ⸺      dagonok,    he corrects her though it’s cautiously mumbles underneath his breath as he paces around the place,   surveying or hell,   whatever it was he was doing as long as she got him out of her hair and to end the excessive yapping on the car ride there.    she’s called him every name in the book except the right one,   the spelling was always off and she sure as hell couldn’t pronounce it so she went with what came to mind which annoyed him but    beggars couldn’t be choosers when it came to the ones saving their asses.

attention turns back to lorne,    head tilting to the side,   a genuine spark of curiosity as to his place here which it was apparent he had taken as his own,    making it home.   a home.       ❝         so this what you been doin’ since la    ?    suits you,   i like it.    you run the joint or just a middle man   ?    between you and i,   you totally got the whole demon boss look and rockin’ it.        ❞

“Oh no, actually I gotta tell you, sugar, you’re saving me!” he let out a tired sigh followed by a little chuckle, the idea of making the place a little more welcoming was, of course his, but Julian took it a bit seirously and decide to go a little overboar with the decoations, decorations that didn’t even match and he had to go around all day removing horrible looking objects from the place and hiding them, Julian meant well, but his atempts to make the place look good were driving the old Host insane, “Julian is driving me up the hill with his bad notion of decoration,the man has the taste on an 80 year old grandma! do you see my pain?” he told her this in a almost wisper as despite everything he didn’t wan’t to hurt his friend’s feelings. “Yeah, after everything I’ve witness I’d say for sure you’re the one with the kicking...” he was listening to her next words and next thing he knows, this big clumsy demon is making his way in.

“Well, that’s what I call makin’ an entrance!” he said to the other demon and moved a bit closer to him, “Are you alright, Honey?” turning to Faith The Host nodded his head, “We do, that’s what we’re here for,” he said watcing as she talked to the other demon, a slayer helping a demon out, it wasn’t that weird to him, as well, he knew not all demons were evil being one himself and one that actually fought among the campions what it seemed a life time ago, but still, not something you see eveyday, but in this case wasn’t at all a bad thing, “Julian? sugar? can you please help out our new friend here, and---make sure he doesn’t break anything...” “Yeah, that’s kind of a long story, sugar buns... but yeah it’s what I’ve been doing, well kinda...” he pulled a bit of a face, it was hard explain, specially the part where he was lost for a long while after having to do that last thing for Angel, that last--horrible thing that almost--well not almost it actually did drown him in guilt, “I’m not exactly the boss, but I do take the compliment, thank you, honey!” he chukcled, “Why don’t you stay for a while? have a drink, I’ll you all about it, if you’d like to hear it that is, of course.”

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tall-dark-n-broody​:

Angel shook his head, “There’s no need to apologize,” he gave Lorne a small smile. “I know I might have hit a few buttons…I don’t know how I’d handle someone constantly wanting more from you and being pissed when you give them an answer they don’t like..” he murmured. He sighed though when the Host told him that he couldn’t see anything but dark clouds. He was right though. He did get a fresh start. He could have a life. He could have her. A smile broke out across the ex-vampire’s face at the thought. He could finally have a real life. A white picket fence and a family. Kids. That thought was almost enough to make him dizzy.

He placed his hand on Lorne’s shoulder, giving it a squeeze as he smiled at him, “You did more than what I asked, and I can’t thank you enough,” he said quietly. “But you got it…I’ll stop by more to just…hangout here with you…and I’ll keep your horns out of fighting…especially since I don’t plan on doing much of it at all, if any.” 

“Yeah, if I wasn’t so much into the non-violent side of life I’d smack them upside the head,” he admited, thought was meant as a joke and smiled a little at his old friend, despite everything that was what Angel meant to him, he was still a friend and he’d always be a friend, Lorne didn’t turn his back because he didn’t care about Angel, he did it for himself, because he knew he was lost and he had no idea how to get back on his path, other than getting away from where the problem starter, which like it not was Angel, “Gotta question what’s gotten into me to be doing this again, maybe not as regularly as before and in a--a different setting but still...” “I did what I had to do,” he said nodding a little a smiled at him, “Good, you shouldn’t I also know there’s a certain...face from the past you’ve hanting to see and I say go for it,” he smiled again, when you read people there’s always a thought or another that Lorne ended up picking up, “I’ll say do it, go where you’re beating-again-heart takes you, Angel cakes, you sure as hell deserve it!”

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peppyanddeadly​:

None of it was necessarily new. She had heard some version of this speech many times before, usually coming from Giles. But there was just something about Lorne, the calm he seemed to radiate off him, that made it hit differently somehow. Buffy responded with a small smile and a nod of golden crowd. “I suppose all hope is not lost. But you know, I wouldn’t complain if I could actually get a vacation for once.” Her life, it could get exhausting sometimes. It wasn’t just her relationships that suffered the toll of her destiny, she did so as well. Of course, being in LA didn’t help much. Being around Angel, even just being in the same city, always seemed to throw her off balance, even when they were mainly trying to avoid each other. Perhaps that was what had brought her to Caritas in the first place, the fact that she had needed a diversion from the constant mess her life seemed to be, especially when it came to the romantic aspect of it. The blonde glanced down towards her heart when the green host pointed towards it, then gave a small shrug. “I suppose you’re right. It does feel good knowing I’ve helped people, saved some life. But, honestly, I wouldn’t be against some riches. At least enough to cover my bills, you know?”

"Wouldn’t that be grand?" Lorne agreed with a nod of his head, if anything he knew what she meant, Champions didn't get breaks, they didn't get a day off, unless Evil decided to take a break, which when it did, wasn't a good thing,” You were dealt a very dangerous set if cards, sweetheart, it’s unfortunate, young girls such as yourself should be out there breaking hearts and having fun, that much I agree with you on, being a champion isn’t easy, I mean even Angel has the whole prophecy going for him, as for slayers, I think The Powers should be a little more considerate...” he stoped himself because he didn’t want her to feel worse but the truth was that slayers futures weren’t usually that bright, with the one having to die for another to be risen, altought, that rule had blured the lines before, so it wasn’t wall completly hopeless, “But in the end someone’s gotta do it, otherwise, we’d all be dead by now.” He smiled at her, nodding his head at her next words, “Oh, honey don’t I know?” he laughed a little, “But maybe it’s not such a bad thing, I mean, you are a slayer, meaning you have a very special set of skills maybe you can use them in a more...normal way? getting job that fits the Slayers capacities seems to be a good away go about it, mixing the best of both worlds. It may not give you much--richies but at least maybe you can find something to help you with the--paying the bills problem.”

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setitallaflame​:

“All right, if you’re sure - thank you. And that’s horrible, having your club blown up on its opening day,” Evie replied with a shake of her head. “What you’re doing is kind - setting up a place of sanctuary, taking the time to help people.” But then, she supposed, it put a target on his back, too. From people like Caleb’s wolves who didn’t appreciate having their mission interfered with, having someone jump in the middle between them and their bounty. She was just glad that whatever spell he had was stronger, without any loopholes; she had to be sure that he and the other people who came to him for help were safe. She couldn’t handle anyone else getting hurt - let alone blown up - on her account. “…It sounds like I’m going to have to keep thanking you,” Evie replied, offering him a small smile in her return, “You’re a very caring person. And the wounds can wait, you really don’t have to worry about them; depending on how deep they are, they’ll disappear within a day or so.” Calling Thomas, on the other hand, couldn’t wait. He had to know of the potential threat that was headed his way. She just hoped that it wasn’t too late.

"Yeah..." He Said pulling a face as he remenbered the whole mess with Connor's birth and how he lost the club once again, "Well, think about it as a way to give back," he smiled at her, give back... He really nedded that after the last job he did for Angel, "And in all honesty, I just want peole to fell welcome, any kind of people, and-and when you have a whole bunch of--diffente people together, things tend to go a little crazy, Caritas is a place for everyone and the goal is for everyone to feel welcomed and not judge, just like in the old days," he explained to her with a smile. "Have you not been listening to my never ending yapping, Doll face? This is what I do, no need to keep thanking me, I mean I apreciate the love, but once is enough" he smiled at her, " huh, well, no matter how fast you heal, you're still hurting right now, now aren't you sugar?" Realizing he was not gonna win, he nodded his head deciding to let her get her way this time, " All right, you do your phone call first then, kitten, we'll get on with the rest after."

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elvira-macabre​: 

“Oh, don’t worry, honey. I already thought so.” She waved her hand at him, already expecting no harm from him. “I can tell ya, I had my own fair share of shocked reactions to my appearance so…” The Mistress shrugged.

“Gee, showbiz can be a drag, I know!” Elvira sighed and rolled her eyes for a second. “But it would have been hella sad, if such a great place would be gone… Yeah, I’ve actually been living here for a few years and I also already have worked in most clubs to be honest, so I was finally looking for something new.” She quickly took another sip, before returning to talk and gesture along. “Ya know, I met this guy with really bad skin on my way through the night and he recommended me this place. Well, since I didn’t ask him, if he knew a good dermatologist, I thought what the heck - it’s worth a try. And voilá - I’m more than positively surprised. I mean, I’m only here for half an hour or so but I do already feel comfy. So, sure, go ahead - you have all reason to be big, green and proud.” Her lips curled up into a big smile.

"Well, I'm glad you do" he grinned at her, "Huh, I can't see why, cause I gotta tell you, sweetheart, you look stuning!" Okay maybe a little darker then what he usully would go for himself at least, but still.

"Oh, honey tell me about it! Its not just about the... Glamour and the pretty things, its a lot of work too, along with tallent of course," he smiled, "So assuming you come from that too? The showbizz I mean?" He asked, it was always interesting to meet people from the same "area" as himself and Lorne always loved to hear about those types of stories ,"It would be, and I sure got a lot of folks asking me to bring it back...Guess I'm so set in sending people on their paths I forgot to find mine for a while," another smile on his lips and he didn't want to bring the mood down and he had just met her, as lovely as She was he was not about to blab about his past to a stranger, and a so complicated one too, " Well," he gestured around the club,  Sweetie, you found it!" He nodded his head to the meantion of the man with the bad skin, "I'm guessing that would be Grimmes.... He's a regular around here, actually he has been hanging around since the begining... Bless his heart for bringing in new people, and I'm glad you liked it , sugar. Care to bless us with a tune?” he gestured to the stage,”Though I'm guessing you don't really know about the other side of the deal, do you , honey?"

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pryceism​:

          Retrieving a little bag from his pocket, Wesley gingerly nudges a small sample of loose discarded fur from the corpse into the enclosure, briefly holding it up to the light to ensure its contents were secure before tucking it away for safe-keeping. “He’s a sweet child, I can’t say that I blame you for wanting to help. But I think—” There’s a pause as the brunet stands, momentarily considering his words. “Angel wants a hands-on approach with raising Connor. His disinclination to ask for assistance is his way of being more involved. It may seem a little odd to us, but we have to respect his wishes. When the time comes when he does need us, we’ll be there for him.”

                    Moving away from the body, an apologetic grimace emerges with the mention of Caritas - it had been an unfortunate series of events but there was only so much Wesley could do with such unfavourable circumstances. “Perhaps he felt you could do with a bit more experience? As charming as your club was, you were rather sequestered as a result - it never hurts to edge away from one’s comfort zone from time-to-time. But yes, I think we may be done here.” A hand fumbles in his pocket in search of his car keys, making a mental note to assess the current sample with a few variants he had previously procured. “Can I drop you anywhere specific?”

"Oh, no , I get it" Lorne said raising his hand up in a surrending gesture,"No problem with the--big vampire bear Daddy being all---well beary, what I mean is--" he looked down at the dead demon, slowly stepping away from the mess, as he told himself he should be used to the guts and gore by now, after hanging with Angel and the team for so long, "I'm more suited for the--baby sitting than the demon killing, I mean settling little people down with a nice few tunes, it’s a lot more up alley, although, not exactly... Little people as much as big angry demons, but--but if you do the math its not that far from babbies..." He smiled at Wesley, he knew what the other meant by Angel wanting to be the one in charge of Connor he just didn’t want to be the one doing the fight, "But I get what you mean, and I see nothing wrong with Angel filling in the dad role, and God knows He's gonna need all the help he can get."

He let out a sigh and shook his head, "Yeah, that's a fair point you got there, big English muffin, but you kids seem to forget that I'm more of a... Mystical resource to you all rather than a Fighter, and--and I got my ways of defending myself! Granted it haven't work that well so far but still..." Watching Wes grab the car keys, he thought about the question for a second, "Well I don't have a house now, thanks to you crazy kids," he gave his friend a look, " so just take me to the hotel, why? You hearing Somewhere else?"

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// Hello! Sorry to keep you wanting so long, i'm going to try to clean my drafts today, not sure I can get to everyone but i'll try. Sorry I'm a super slow potato! Hugs

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WESLEY: He must be under the effect of Lorne— and Eve, too, presum— presumally.  FRED: Prezoomally.  WESLEY: Lorne’s doing it—something to all of us.  LORNE: I am not.  WESLEY: Everything he’s told us to do, we’re doing. Spike’s thinking positive, Gunn is peeing all over the office.  FRED: And we’re a little bit drunk.

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———  BASICS! ♡

NAME! ♡    Sandra

PRONOUNS! ♡     she/her

ZODIAC SIGN! ♡     Leo

TAKEN OR SINGLE! ♡     In a long-term relatioship

———  THREE  FACTS! ♡

1! ♡   Much like Lorne I love music! and I love singing, it think this is where my “connection” with him comes from, although...I’m not that great of a singer but ei, do what you can with what you have xD

2! ♡   My very first tattoo, I got it this yeat, at 31 years old

3! ♡    I love to read! and I love Stephen King

———  EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED! ♡  Tumblr, first and only platfrom I use.

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER! ♡   I don’t think I have one, Like, I tend to play more males, but I don’t mind playing females as well

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S)! ♡  Mmm, none?

MULTI OR SINGLE! ♡   I’ll go with single, I’ve had Multi just get all “Nope” a re-do everything with a single blog for each character ! yes I’m a dummy 

———  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡    

FLUFF: ♡  It’s cute, I’m not a romantic person, so--I like it but it’s not my favoite

ANGST: ♡ GIVE ME ALL THE FEELS!

SMUT: ♡  I don’t do smut, no judging anyone who does, but it’s not for me.

PLOT / MEMES! ♡ Both, Both is good

TAGGED BY: TAGGING: ALL OF YOU

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“It was her choice. Faith knew the risks.”

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tall-dark-n-broody​:

Angel’s eyebrows went up as Lrne went on a rant, not saying anything a she rattled off and stuttered over his words.”I’m not testy,” he answered when the Pylean was done. “Lorne, I didn’t say that,” he shook his head. “I know you’re doing better…I just meant…is there anything else you saw besides the…cloud or darkness…whatever was stopping you from seeing what you normally do.” Feelings the ex-Vampire didn’t understand flooded him. “It’s real,” he said quietly. “I’m….I’m human..” His eyes widened. “I can have a future….a…a life,” he breathed out as he smiled. 

He looked at Lorne again, his grin growing, “Thank you,” he murmured. “For everything…for everything you did for me…for…doing this. Thank you…” He wished he could do more, say more. “Lorne if there’s anything I can do…”

Lorne sighed and nodded his head, “Sorry, guess I was the--testy cake myself, huh?” he asked pulling a face, he was so used to people demaning their futures to be read, he didn’t even realized his friend was simple asking a question. “I’m sorry, Angel-Cakes, I really tried but--but dark clounds, all I can get it that someone wants you to make your own future, no deciding ahead of time, can’t say I don’t agree with that, I--I mean, you just got a fresh start, Sweetheart! A lot of people would kill for that!, there’s a lot of other champions in the world now, Angel pie, you were given a new life and you can do with it what you see fit. I’d say you’ve done enough good, enough bad too--but--but that wasn’t really your fault, what I mean is, now you can have a life! a normal life, love.live without the fear of something crawling out of hell to end it, ‘cause whether this is forever or not, you still can make the best with it! and you’ve for sure paid your dues!”  He looked at his friend with a smile on his lips, “Oh, sweetie! I was just doing my part, and--and despite everything, you’re still my friend, I lost my way all those years ago, Angel cakes, but that was on me, not you, and--and it’s about time for me to stop being bitter” he reached out his hand and patted Angel’s, “The one thing you can do for my rigth now, is take this chance you were given and make your best with it, oh and-and don’t be a stranger. Just as long as you remenber I took my horns out of the fight... I will be here.”