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If Breaking Bad were about yaoi instead of meth...

Walter White: Jesse… We need to make yaoi. 

Jesse: Whoa, bitch! I’m gonna get, like, a mega nosebleed if we keep making this, yo!

Jane: (Dies)

Gus: I will hire you at Los Fujos Hermanos. We have a yaoi lab in the basement.

Saul: (Is an uke)

Walter White: Jesse. We NEED to keep making yaoi for Mr. Fring. 

Jesse: (Having a mega nosebleed) I’m trying, Mr. White! I’m like, breaking bad, yo! 

Hank, on the toilet, reading yaoi: Wow this is pretty good… But so damn illegal… I must find Heisemeberg… 

Marie: Why are you collecting these toys of weird guys kissing?

Hank: FOR CHRIST’S SAKE MARIE, THEY’RE YAOI FIGURES! THEY MAKE ME SQUEE!

Skyler: Walter, I am leaving you. I fucked Ted. He has bigger yaoi hands than you.

Walter White: Fine. (Throws a yaoi pizza on the roof)

Walt Jr.: (Has yaoi-flavored pancakes for breakfast) 

Jesse: Yo!  Bitch

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fighting over the bbq pit

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i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

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nancy reagan stick figure dick sucking post officially got triple flagged

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rage is such a good look on her

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gouger and gougita

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STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT PASTY BRITISH BITCH!!!!!

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Explainer for Americans

British people losing the Queen is like if we lost hamburger

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memorial twin towers themed bong. with two chambers, so you and a buddy can both hit at the same time. theres a plane themed downstem. and when the smoke comes out the mouthpiece it’s like the towers are really getting hit right in front of you.

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...gotta love Twitter wars for best Binghe 🤗

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Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said "I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country's monkeypox response" and he was RIGHT

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thank u sm for the support on the wip???here's the finished version u///u

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@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk