Iām so excited for simons terrible horrible no good very bad day
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amor amor amoramoor
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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying āthatās illegal people canāt do thatā and I find that so fucking funny
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Unreasonable Ideas
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if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
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When you donāt understand something in class but everyone else doesĀ
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roundĀ
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The romantic drama between ruby and sapphire in late Season 5 was hilarious, but it was also fucking awful
Really? You think you only stayed fused because Rose Quartz thought it was a good idea??
REALLY????
DOES THIS ENTIRE SCENE MEAN NOTHING? YOUR RELATIONSHIP FOR THE PAST 5000 YEARS COULD SERIOUSLY BE DAMAGED BECAUSE OF ROSEāS INVOLVEMENT?Ā
What a way to ENTIRELY UNDERMINE what had been, for a while, the closest thing to actual lgbt representation in American cartoons!Ā
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Teller: To open an account Iāll need a first name.Ā
Me: RobinĀ
BT: and last?Ā
Me: DabancĀ
BT: So ur Robin Dabanc?Ā
Me:
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in response to the people who say romance is necessary to live a happy life
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