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Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

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SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

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favorite person: [gives me attention]

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.”

— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via teenager90s)

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What do you call it when you ask a question of a group of singers?

An in-choir-y.

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Can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.

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why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

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