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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

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the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

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imagine having foreign relations like this.

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every time someone send you hate, send them this back

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help👏🏼my👏🏼wife👏🏼made👏🏼my👏🏼phone👏🏼autocorrect👏🏼spaces👏🏼to👏🏼hand👏🏼claps👏🏼and👏🏼i👏🏼cant👏🏼google👏🏼how👏🏼to👏🏼turn👏🏼it👏🏼off

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i still cant believe ‘shes pretty but she knows it’ is meant to be an insult like…ur genuinely disgusted that someone is happy w their own appearance is this really what u want to say im going back to bed

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not sure if this website glorifies social anxiety and self loathing or everyone has reached rock bottom and dark humor is merely a bitter form of comfort

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date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

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This is what I do on snapchat :(

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TO ANYONE CHATTING TO SOMEONE ONLINE

If you are considering meeting up with someone online use this trick identify who really are who they claim to be:

1. Ask them to Skype 2. If they refuse or can’t for some reason ask for a current selfie 3. If they also refuse or can’t do not meet up with them 4. If they provide one ask them to send another with them holding 3 fingers up 5. If they refuse read step 3 6. If they provide a selfie where they show 3 fingers they are probably for real

(If you’re still unconvinced try again with them drawing something in their hand)

I SAY THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY please spread this message as more and more young people are lured out into situations where they get kidnapped because they weren’t 100% sure the person they were talking to was real.

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What if you got paid everytime a white porn blog followed you

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Baroque Obama (image via malkammarshal)