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TUMBLR TEXT POSTS   :   SENTENCE  STARTERS.

feel  free  to  change  any  gendered  language  &  alter  anything  as  needed,

❝ i am awake but at what cost? ❞

❝ am i cute? no. but do i have a nice personality? also no. ❞

❝ do people miss me? i can’t imagine myself as a person others think about. ❞

❝ i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3am for no reason. ❞

❝ do you ever just go “wow, i have a lot of repressed anger”? ❞

❝ i made fun of spirits living in my house and they revenged. ❞

❝ my kink is when people admit i was right. ❞

❝ nothing is real and then all of a sudden, everything is very real with no warning. ❞

❝ too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights. ❞

❝ i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago. ❞

❝ nobody likes me. ❞

❝ stop making me laugh, i’m gonna fall in love. ❞

❝ british people be like: i’m bri-ish. ❞

❝ i miss the old you, the you who cared about me. ❞

❝ someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy. ❞

❝ anyways, good night. i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep. ❞

❝ how do i stop growing up? this isn’t fun anymore. ❞

❝ i have nothing to say but will i shut up? no. ❞

❝ i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet- ❞

❝ you know you can die from that? ❞

❝ i hate arguing. i just wanna talk it out.. ❞

❝ i’ll get over it. i just gotta be dramatic first. ❞

❝ i am painfully aware that i am no one’s favourite person. ❞ 

❝ i’m not ignoring you, i just don’t know what to say to you. ❞

❝ if you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work. ❞

❝ in the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back. ❞

❝ love is a fucking scam. ❞

❝ i’m not looking for a relationship, i’m looking for a bottle of vodka. ❞

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Maul + lightsaber spinning for the Extra Dramatics™

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𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

a lovely nonnie requested some prompts that a hero might say to a villain who’s either becoming or showing the potential to become a good person, and additionally things that a villain might say to a hero who’s either becoming or showing the potential to become a villain! spicy stuff, nonnie! i hope these are close to what you were looking for!

hero speaking to villain

“ if only you could see what i see… “

“ you could be so much more, you know. “

“ don’t be what they made you… “

“ can’t you see that you’re better than this?! “

“ there’s goodness in you. i can see it… “

“ you don’t have to do this! “

“ you could be anything you wanted… is this truly what you want to be? “

“ when i look at you, i don’t see someone who’s evil, cruel, bad… i see someone who’s lost. who feels alone. but you’re not alone. you have me. “

“ i won’t hurt you. i don’t care what happens. you can do whatever you want. but i will not hurt you. “

“ everyone thinks i should kill you. but they’re wrong. you’re a good person. i don’t care what they say. you’re a good person in a bad situation. you don’t deserve to die for that. “

“ please! don’t do this! let me help you! “

“ why do you do these terrible things? “

“ bad people don’t feel bad after hurting others. “

“ you’re not a monster. “

“ don’t let them control you. you can do great things! “

“ fine! don’t be their hero! be a hero to one person! just one person! “

“ fine. don’t be their hero. be MY hero. “

“ i believe in you. even if they don’t. “

“ you’ll do the right thing. i know you will. “

villain speaking to hero

“ well, that wasn’t very heroic of you… “

“ i can’t believe i’m about to say this, but… you really need to calm down and stop destroying things. “

“ what is this? mid-life crisis? personal stuff? mind control? it sure as hell isn’t you, that’s for sure. “

“ i can’t be a bad guy with no hero to stop me, bud. that’s your job. remember? “

“ what the hell’s the matter with you!? “

“ you realize i just saved a civilian… from you? “

“ is this some weird, murderous reverse psychology trick to make me the hero? “

“ okay, this was cute at first, but enough’s enough. i’m the bad guy. you’re the goodie two shoes. got it? “

“ so, the mayor just called me - ME! - to ask me to stop you. just… let’s just take a minute to process that… “

“ get a grip, pal. seriously. you don’t even LOOK evil! “

“ i have to stop you before you start stealing candy from babies. “

“ as your arch nemesis, i feel it’s only right to worry when you start doing my job for me. “

“ doesn’t this go against your strong and boring moral code? “

“ you need therapy. i say this because you’re actually making all the folks in my villain club look like teddy bears. “

“ hey! use your words, buddy, not your fists! “

“ who’s messing with your head? you wear the cape and sign autographs one minute, the next you’re blowing up buildings? what gives?! “

“ stop! find your own city to terrorise! “

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I will get up again. And again. And again.

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Also, if anyone is even mildly curious, Plo Koon has recently joined in and he's just, standing near Kit, silently watching the chaos, so that will be another blog soon.

Maul has taken over my brain again. What did I do to deserve this.

Kit: -chilling-

Thrawn: -probably studying art-

Hondo: -getting drunk and telling funny stories… some of which MIGHT be true-

Maul: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEeeeEeeeEeeEEEEE!!!!!

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Maul has taken over my brain again. What did I do to deserve this.

Kit: -chilling-

Thrawn: -probably studying art-

Hondo: -getting drunk and telling funny stories… some of which MIGHT be true-

Maul: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEeeeEeeeEeeEEEEE!!!!!

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he said it he said the line

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Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi literally possessed them for a second huh

Bonus +

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Send me one to see how my muse reacts {Star Wars Edition}

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Various lyrics from Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg’s musical adaptation of Victor Hugo’s 1862 novel, Les Misérables. Part 1 of  many.  

P r o l o g u e  :  W o r k   S o n g

“  look down. “ “  don’t look ‘em in the eye. “ “  you’re here until you die. “  “  your time is up. “ “  you know what that means.”  “  this badge of shame you’ll show until you die. “  “  you’re a dangerous man. “ “  we were starving. “ “  my name is ____. “  “  i am ____.  do not forget my name! “ “ do not forget me. “ “ you’re standing in your grave. “

P r o l o g u e  :  W h a t   H a v e   I   D o n e   ? 

“  what have I done? “  “  have I fallen so far ? “  “  nothing remains but the cry of my hate. “ “  my life was a war that could never be won. “  “  why did I allow _____ to touch my soul and teach me love? “ “  ____  gave me (his/her/their) trust. “ “  i had come to hate this world, this world which had always hated me. “ “  take an eye for an eye! “  “  turn your heart into stone. “  “  this is all I have known! “ “  one word from ____ and i’d be back. “  “  i feel my shame inside me like a knife. “  “  ____ told me that i have a soul. “ “  i am reaching, but I fall. “ “  i’ll escape now from the world, from the world of _____. “   “  _____ is nothing now. “  A t   t h e   E n d   o f   t h e   D a y 

“  at the end of the day you’re another day older. “  “  at the end of the day you’re another day colder. “  “  the winter is coming on fast, ready to kill. “  “  one day nearer to dying. “  “  at the end of the day there’s another day dawning. “ “  the sun in the morning is waiting to rise. “  “  there’s gonna be hell to pay. “  “  at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing. “

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𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬'𝑺 𝑨𝑳𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑨 𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬 .    (   sentence  starters  originating  from  the fourth  season  of  syfy’s ‘ warehouse 13 ′ .   change  pronouns  as  needed !  )

❛  what  is  it ?  what’s  happening ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  alright ?  ❜ ❛  this  is  wrong .  ❜ ❛  you’re  putting  your  life  on  the  line .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  hold  my  hand .  ❜ ❛  close  your  eyes ,  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  there  has  to  be  another  way .  ❜ ❛  guess  i’m  not  much  of  a  hero ,  huh ?  ❜ ❛  what  aren’t  you  telling  me ?  ❜ ❛  i  guess  i  should’ve  told  you .  ❜ ❛  i  really  hope  you  can  forgive  me .  ❜ ❛  i  would  do  it  all  again .  ❜ ❛  the  world  is  a  better  place  with  you  in  it ,  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  you  didn’t  get  permission .  you rebel !  ❜ ❛  there  are  consequences .  ❜ ❛  right  now  i  wish  i  was  dead .  ❜ ❛  thongs  give  me  a  rash .  ❜ ❛  who  died  and  made  you  boss  of  me ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  protecting  me ?  ❜ ❛  [ name ]  said  he  was  gonna  tell  you  …  ❜ ❛  you  owe  me  a  dinner .   a  very  nice  dinner .  ❜ ❛  when  was  the  last  time  you  slept ?  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  keeping  from  me ?   spill .  ❜ ❛  if  you  need  me  for  ANY  reason  whatsoever ,   call  me .   but  only  if  it’s  important .  ❜ ❛  we’ve  been  through  a  lot .  i  think  we  should  just  lay  low   &   take  it  easy .  ❜ ❛  OKAY ,   so  many  questions …  ❜ ❛  look  at  you ,   having  ideas !  ❜ ❛  i  have  ideas !   most  of  them  are  illegal .  ❜ ❛  we  both  know  this  is  about  so  much  more  than  that .  ❜ ❛  real  suffering  is  knowing  what  lays  just  beyond  your  grasp  and  never  being  able  to  reach  it .  ❜ ❛  some  risks  are  worth  taking .  ❜ ❛  no .  you  don’t  get  to  just  quit  on  us .  ❜ ❛  this  is  not  a  debate !  ❜ ❛  you  slept  with  her ,  didn’t  you ?  ❜ ❛  can  we  just  do  this  &  go  home ?  ❜ ❛  for  the  record ,  i  don’t  want  you  out  of  my  hair .  ❜ ❛  this  is  not  how  i  wanted  to  handle  this ,  &  you  know  it .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  turning  back ,   now .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  even  going  to  pretend  to  understand  what  you’re  talking  about .  ❜ ❛  can  i  ask  …   what  happened ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  sure  you’re  okay ?   you  still  look  a  little  woozy .  ❜ ❛  it  went  by  so  fast ,   i  just  …  i  honestly  don’t  know .  ❜ ❛  i  tried  to  tell  you ,   but  you  didn’t  want  to  hear  it .  ❜ ❛  all  this  anger  &  hate ,   it’s  not  good  for  you .  ❜ ❛  how  could  you  say  that ?  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,  stop .  look  at  me .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  let  it  go .   i  really  do ,   but  i  don’t  know  how .  ❜ ❛  can  you  feel  my  heart  beating ?  ❜ ❛  what  did  you  do  to  him ??  ❜ ❛  do  you  have  a  better  idea ?  ❜ ❛  forget  about  me ,  just  save  them .  ❜ ❛  why  don’t  you  just  kill  me ?  ❜   ❛  take  this ,  &  disappear .  ❜ ❛  [ name ]  wouldn’t  do  that .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  see  a  way  out  this  time .  ❜ ❛  i  just  need  you  to  trust  me .  ❜ ❛  there’s  that  smile  …   i’m  glad  it’s  the  last  thing  i’ll  see .  ❜ ❛  [ name ]  …  i  never  stopped  loving  you .  ❜ ❛  don’t  do  this ,   [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  there’s  nobody  there !  it’s  just  you ,   it’s  just  you .  ❜ ❛  it’s  gonna  be  okay ,   okay ?  we’re  gonna  figure  this  out .  ❜ ❛  i  want  you  to  leave .  go .  go ,  now .  ❜ ❛  let  me  help  you .  ❜ ❛  you’re  in  my  way .  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,  can  you  hear  me ?  ❜ ❛  what  is  it ?  are  you  okay ?  ❜ ❛  no  one  is  giving  up .  ❜ ❛  i’m  sorry ,  [ name ] ,  but  that’s  not  gonna  happen .  ❜ ❛  just  for  once ,   will  you  please  listen  to  me  &  do  as  you  are  told ?  ❜ ❛  you  can  tell  me  where  it  is ,  or  i  can  find  it  myself .   telling  me  where  it  is  is  the  safer  choice .  ❜ ❛  don’t  do  anything  foolish ,   [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  listen  to  me .  we  can  help  you .  ❜ ❛  no  matter  what  they  say ,   it’s  a  lie .  ❜ ❛  you’ve  already  lost  this  battle .  ❜ ❛  i  know  you’re  in  there .  i  know  you  can  hear  me ,   so  please  -  before  anyone  else  gets  hurt ,   let  me  help  you .   ❜ ❛  you  know  i’m  capable  of  this .  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,  look ,  it’s  over !  ❜ ❛  this  is  over  when  i  say  it’s  over .  ❜ ❛  i  think  this  might  be  the  end .  ❜ ❛  i  killed  someone  i  love .  ❜ ❛  i’m  trying  something  different .  ❜ ❛  i  asked  you  to  leave  me  out  of  this .  ❜ ❛  maybe  just …  coffee ,  next  time ?  ❜ ❛  you  will  never  lose  this  friend .  ❜ ❛  another  stereotype  shattered .  ❜ ❛  does  [ name ]  know  who  you  really  are ?  ❜ ❛  i  know  what  i  have  to  do .  ❜ ❛  you  warned  me .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god ,  he’s  your  ex -  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  think  that  that’s  relevant .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i’ve  had  this  exact  nightmare  before .  ❜ ❛  do  you  need  us  to  hate  him ?  because  we  can  hate  him .  ❜ ❛  i’d  really  rather  talk  about  this  at  another  time  that’s  not  now .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  here  to  talk  about  my  feelings .  ❜ ❛  you  were  always ,  always  lying  to  me !  ❜ ❛  why  do  i  suddenly  want  vodka ?   ❜ ❛  we  can  talk  about  it  when  i’m  dead !  ❜ ❛  i  knew  i  was  your  type !  ❜ ❛  i  know  you  can  do  this ,  come  on -  ❜ ❛  whatever  it  is ,  just  trust  me ,  tell  me .  ❜ ❛  the  problem  with  hiding  things  behind  glass  doors  is  you  can  see  through  them .  ❜ ❛  i  guess  you  never  really  knew  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  you  really  wanna  talk  about  this ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve  been  getting  in  touch  with  my  sensitive  side .   knock ,  knock ,  [ name ] .  i’m  home .  ❜ ❛  poetry  sucks ,  because  it  doesn’t  make  any  sense .  ❜ ❛  it  would  be  a  lot  easier  for  both  of  us  if  you  weren’t  here .  ❜ ❛  my  personal  stuff  cannot  get  in  the  way  of  this  job .  ❜ ❛  this  is  cutting  it  a  little  too  close .  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  liability  …   you  can  finish  it  up ,  i’ll  wait  in  the  car .  ❜ ❛  that’s  not  even  remotely  funny .  ❜ ❛  there  are  things  that  i  can’t  tell  you .  ❜ ❛  i’m  trying  to  protect  you .  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,  you  never  even  said  goodbye .  ❜ ❛  you  really  want  the  truth  all  the  time ?  ❜ ❛  i  was  always  scared  i’d  screw  up ,  &  it  made  me  screw  up  even  more .  ❜ ❛  if  i  couldn’t  make  it  work  with  you ,  then  i  couldn’t  make  it  work  with  anyone .  ❜ ❛  trust  me ,  these  people  are  not  your  friends .  ❜ ❛  i  couldn’t  leave  without  saying  goodbye ,  you’d  never  let  me  hear  the  end  of  it .  ❜ ❛  why  does  everyone  want  to  talk  today ?  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  thinking  what  i  think  you’re  thinking ,   are  you ?  ❜ ❛  we  need  to  stop  cutting  these  things  so  close .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  listening  to  a  word  i’m  saying ,  are  you ?  ❜ ❛  you’re  relentless .  ❜ ❛  how  do  you  know  [ name ] ?  ❜ ❛  it’s  late ,  you  look  tired .  ❜ ❛  killed  by  a  pirate ?  that’s  how  i  wanna  go  out .  ❜ ❛  if  i  was  stalking  you ,  i  would’ve  known  where  you  were  at  one  o’clock  in  the  morning .  ❜ ❛  what  would  i  do  without  you ?  ❜ ❛  this  proves  nothing .  ❜ ❛  you  remember  me .  that’s  good .  ❜ ❛  i  am  way  past  believing  anything  you  have  to  say .  ❜ ❛  i  wish  i  didn’t  have  to  lie  to  you .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  be  mortal .  ❜ ❛  what  did  you  do ?  ❜ ❛  you  took  everything  from  me .  now ,  i’ll  take  something  from  you .  ❜ ❛  i  won’t  leave  you  here !  ❜ ❛  [ name ]  knows  what  i  want .  ❜ ❛  i  have  a  score  to  settle .  ❜ ❛  you  have  to  go  somewhere  safe .  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,  be  careful .  i’ve  already  lost  enough  people  that  i  care  about .  ❜ ❛  do  you  have  anything  else  to  do  but  look  doubtful ?  ❜ ❛  look ,  i  know  that  you’re  worried .  ❜ ❛  i just  …  i  need  help .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  gonna  let  you  ignore  this .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  remember  much .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  time .  ❜ ❛  how  long  have  you  known ?  ❜ ❛  you’ve  been  lying  to  me  for  as  long  as  i’ve  known  you .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  just  leave  you  here .  ❜ ❛  you  have  to  go .  ❜

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obi-wan kenobi starters

ep1 - ep2 .

❝ you know who i am. ❞   ❝ something you want to say? ❞   ❝ they’re hunting me. you have to help me. ❞   ❝ i’m not the man you remember. ❞   ❝ whatever power you are craving, it will not change what you are. ❞   ❝ what do we do now? ❞   ❝ have i made a few bad decisions? sure. do i feel bad about it? sometimes. ❞   ❝ you think the less you say, the less you give away, but, really, it’s the opposite. ❞   ❝ you haven’t even told me your name. ❞   ❝ you’re not gonna tell anyone, are you? ❞   ❝ you’ve never made one decision for yourself in your entire life, and you never will. ❞   ❝ you are too impulsive. ❞   ❝ i really…i don’t have time for this. ❞   ❝ look, i don’t know what to tell you. ❞   ❝ i’m not afraid of you. ❞   ❝ there are many ways to leave. you just have to find yours. ❞   ❝ you have to rise above. ❞   ❝ there is no point in protecting them. ❞   ❝ my family’s of no concern to you. ❞   ❝ it’s like living in a prison. ❞ ❝ you’ve made mistakes. we all did. it’s in the past. ❞       ❝ help! help me, please! ❞   ❝ i’m trying to make amends. ❞ ❝ it’s just….you seem kind of old and beat up. ❞   ❝ i didn’t know that you could bleed. ❞   ❝ well? you coming or not? ❞   ❝ it’s not like anyone would miss me if i wasn’t there. ❞   ❝ try not to make anyone cry. ❞   ❝ half the city is looking for you. ❞   ❝ the shadows are my realm, the light is an unforgiving place for my kind.❞   ❝ people like their secrets out here. ❞   ❝ why should i trust you? ❞   ❝ all the power in the world can’t mask the stench beneath. ❞   ❝ what happened to you? you were once great. ❞   ❝ you have no idea what i’ve been through. ❞   ❝ how can i trust you when i know you’re hiding something? ❞   ❝ you have no idea what i’m risking behing here. ❞   ❝ in our line of work, rumors run rampant. ❞   ❝ you’re a bottom feeder. a rat who preys on weakness. ❞   ❝ if i ever needed guidance, it’s now. ❞   ❝ nothing. you just remind me of someone. ❞ ❝ i’m surprised you fell for it. ❞   ❝ you’re wasting your time. you know that, right? ❞   ❝ i will not warn you again. ❞   ❝ this would’ve been easier with an army. ❞   ❝ you’re bleeding all over my floor. ❞   ❝ if i’d known what you were… ❞ ❝ you’re not getting out of here. ❞   ❝ since i met you, i’ve been chased, shot at and i almost fell to my death. ❞ ❝ no one’s coming for you. ❞   ❝ it’s been years. i’m not who i used to be. ❞   ❝ you’re scared of him. your father. ❞   ❝ you’re looking for somebody else. ❞   ❝ what about the people that need us? ❞   ❝ i didn’t think you’d survive. ❞   ❝ you must leave. you’ll draw too much attention. ❞   ❝ you will only find pain. ❞  

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Endless list of favorite scenes:

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Qui-Gon Jinn vs. Darth Maul

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👑 K I N G O F M A N D A L O R E 👑

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&. 𝐡𝐢𝐭 ‘𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  more  angst  to  devastate  your  writing  partners.  metaphorically.  )

❛ you’re a weapon, and weapons don’t weep. ❜

❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜

❛ it should have been you. ❜

❛ did i do good? ❜

❛ i’m sorry that i can’t save you. ❜

❛ wait for me, will you? ❜

❛ i can’t lose you again! ❜

❛ you were dead, i saw you die. ❜

❛ we won’t forget each other, right? ❜

❛ i’m real. i’m here. ❜

❛ you already know how this will end. ❜

❛ it’s always my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ i don’t want to go. ❜

❛ can you remember how you died? ❜

❛ i love you, but you’re not mine. ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ i didn’t ask to get made. ❜

❛ you’re as beautiful as the day i lost you. ❜

❛ i never meant to hurt you. ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ their blood is on your hands. ❜

❛ it would have been better to die. ❜

❛ i’m not ready to lose you yet. ❜

❛ i wish i met you sooner. ❜

❛ let’s just stay here. grow old. ❜

❛ you’re the first friend i ever had. ❜

❛ i told you not to fall in love with me. ❜

❛ you always push people away. i just thought you’d never do it to me. ❜

❛ everyone i’ve cared about has either died of left me. except for you. ❜

❛ i know i have a heart because i can feel it breaking. ❜

❛ they’re not coming back. ❜

❛ i’m sorry, have we met? ❜

❛ in my dreams, we’re still together. ❜

❛ you’re the one good thing left in this world. ❜

❛ i hate the way that i don’t hate you. ❜

❛ it’s okay. you can let go. ❜

❛ you mean nothing to me. ❜

❛ we’re on our own now. ❜

❛ you can’t kill me, i’m not alive. ❜

❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ we’ll see each other again. ❜

❛ there’s nothing you could have done. ❜

❛ we did it. we won. ❜

❛ let’s not go back. not ever. ❜

❛ thanks for playing with me. ❜

❛ why does it feel like this is goodbye? ❜

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