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Happy almost New Year! Here's to many more belly rubs to come! 🎉🎆🎇 Based on this photo of my first born

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She’s a squeaky squeaker.

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damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

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Have you ever had a dream you were in a school shooting?

Yes, and I am USAmerican

No, and I am USAmerican

Yes, and I am not from the USA

No, and I am not from the USA

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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

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grandfather put me in the will to recieve his cockatoo fear and terror moodboard

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fly home goose

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Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.

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Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

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my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

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A chance meeting of Julien Cohen and the 10-year-old prodigy Yeonah Kim at an airport. Magic happens.