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just posting on the old man yaoi website to say that i love old man yaoi

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Clark is a very worried boyfriend

World's Finest #276

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feeling very :/ lately

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First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally, it means it's up to Batman. on a more figurative level, it means that you're leaving something to God/fate - metaphorically represented by Batman, of course.

big event that you haven't prepared for but you're going anyway? bahala na si Batman. major exams coming up and you haven't reviewed yet? bahala na si Batman. about to do anything remotely risky/luck-based? bahala na si Batman.

anyways, I just think it's hilarious that Batman is now a part of our culture through this saying. is this a thing in other cultures/languages too? let me know!

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were you alive in 2001?

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mission critical hand holding

+ maybe less mission critical hand holding

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two-post reblog jokes are maybe the favorite thing about this website. that stupid kermit on a bike gag only works here

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Oh so we get protective Clark? Nice!

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time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

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time loop fans when the loop slightly changes

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Bruce, trying to find absurdly shaped antique furniture for an auction they’re having soon : and we cannot get rid of this 1920s monstrosity because…?

Alfred, who has fond memories of Thomas’s creativity when it came to the living room- can a man not relish in what the past has to offer, master Bruce ?!

Dying. Poor Alfred, trying to defend a monstrosity of a desk he can never ever explain to Bruce no matter the circumstances 🤣

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Bruce, trying to find absurdly shaped antique furniture for an auction they’re having soon : and we cannot get rid of this 1920s monstrosity because…?

Alfred, who has fond memories of Thomas’s creativity when it came to the living room- can a man not relish in what the past has to offer, master Bruce ?!

Dying. Poor Alfred, trying to defend a monstrosity of a desk he can never ever explain to Bruce no matter the circumstances 🤣