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home after a night out

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little smooch :3

inspired by the fic Small Wonder by @froizetta ❤️

@unbreakabledawn I know you wanted to see this!

and finally tagging @januariat because they also posted art for this fic and you should go look at it right now!

Casual outfit version under the cut (because we all deserve to see Bruce's little butt)

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awkward morning after ☕️

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Queer Japan (2019) // dir. Graham Kolbeins

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the hardest part of being a rogue is that batman is really babygirl when you put him in Situations. guest appearance by my goon insert Jam

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reporter and CEO

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my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

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Duke doodles!!!!! He’s a kid w superpowers left to his own devices and a menace to all birds

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The Watchtower Cafeteria, post-mission

Ollie: “God, Bats is so annoying. Don’t you ever just want to shut him up?”

Clark, immediately: “With my mouth. Yeah.”

Ollie:

Hal:

Dinah:

Clark:

Ollie: “I think that was an inside thought, buddy.”

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batman: dark tomorrow #1

hes going to get fisted ....

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Supes being the only one to ever throw Bats through the air despite a bunch of others being able to do the same

Some new leaguer tries it once and doesn't understand why they're now on Supermans shit list

No one else wants to explain the X+ amount of years of Superbat pinning and baby steps for the two to get to the point of Supes throwing Bats during missions

Oh my god, imagine some new hotshot (Guy Gardner, etc) comes in and throws Batman during a mission because he saw Superman do it once and before Bruce’s feet fully touch the ground he’s hauling Hal Jordan off as the ranking Green Lantern for a discussion on Gardner because he’s a professional and won’t do it right in front of the League. MEANWHILE, Superman is getting shoved into a wall by Diana trying to calm him down because he’s got the burning red eyes and the sudden urge to throw Gardner through the air without a ring to see how he likes it (Clark was terrified Bruce would get injured and won’t fully be over this for at least 5-7 business days)

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Batman/Superman (2019) #15

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clark, when he first met bruce: what a jerk, it’s no wonder he works alone, how could anyone possibly stand his ego-

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clark, now: i want that man to have my children

(bruce, in the background: that’s physically impossible)

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Wally: “Wow you have Batman AND Superman as your dads? It must be so much fun hanging out with them as civilians!”

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*cut to a rare non-patrol night at the Manor*

*Bruce is wearing glasses, an old Gotham Knights sweatshirt, Clark’s sweatpants, and is reading the Wall Street Journal from an iPad; his feet are tucked under Clark’s legs*

*Clark is wearing Bruce’s hoodie, pajama pants his Ma made him a decade ago, and is ALSO reading from an iPad; every now and then he looks up to solve Bruce’s crossword (abandoned in the other room after Breakfast) before returning to his article* 

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Dick: “Yeah….they’re super fun…you guys are really missing out!”

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is this real I’m crying 😂

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I was rewatching Young Justice and the fact that all versions of Robin are the only one forced to keep their secret identity even with their teammates and friends is usually written off as Batman being paranoid. I think it's more than that, that it's his way of giving the kids an 'out'. If they ever decide they don't want to fight crime anyone they have a safe identity to return to, no obligations.

They are children first, soldiers second. Bruce knows better than anyone the loneliness his job brings and of course he would want better for anyone, especially his kids.