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god can they just kiss already????

(this is from a project im working on :3 if you want to keep up to date with it go follow @code-dependent its totally not an arg hehehe)

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Martin has this shirt, but it reads "Sexy Librarians Under Tremendous Stress"

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For some reason, this is what cames to my mind when you say Jon and Martin survived and they are minding their business:

I don't know why my brain relates "business" to this tbh

they're just minding their business

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! WATCHER'S CROWN!!!! 🔥🔥🪱🪱🫀🫀🩸🦷🦷👁️🐺🐺🕷️🕸️🕸️🕷️🕷️🐜🐜🐜🐜🦟🦟🦠🥩🥩🥩🥩⚰️⚰️⚰️☢️☢️☣️🔪🔪🔪🌑🌑🌑🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️☁️☁️☁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

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hey!

did you know there's a seal named Neil who's getting pretty viral on social media?

look at this big boi

I hope that, when the time comes, he can bang out the tunes.

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Chester and Norris try to cyber-date, and this happens...

i... is that a daisy wheel printer

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Why do I imagine Jon hassling Colin about his browser history? lol.

alternate: Colin looking at his browser history and it's pages upon pages of wiki articles on random shit (and occasional weird google searches like "how to have sex with digital boyfriend")

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I want them to have cybersex

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Maybe Martin keeping Elias "entertained" under his desk while he's in a meeting.

appropriately cropped as per tombl guidelines

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yeah no sorry i'm going to disappear. yeah it's gonna be an all day forever thing sorry. yeah no there's a big fog i'm running towards. it's going to swallow me whole. sorry.

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sorting mail at work and there was a lady with the last name “loner” that had her mail returned to sender because she didn’t have a mailbox

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The hell is happening

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Let the years we're here be kind, be kind Let our hearts, like doors, open wide, open wide Settle our bones like wood over time, over time Give us bread, give us salt, give us wine

🎶 Lyrics from North by Sleeping At Last 🎶

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Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

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me

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

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Meme [ I'm coming out with some art tomorrow]

ORIGINAL i think